Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the living room....

By leastitwasntsurpriseanal - 22/08/2014 20:26 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the living room. I jumped up and went running, only to find out it was my mother, who'd screamed at some dramatic plot twist in a Sex and the City episode. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 22:03 - South Africa

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML

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You deserved it 4 313

Scream

By dating a pussy - 18/02/2014 21:15 - United States - Maryville

Today, I was watching TV, when I heard a blood-curdling scream from my boyfriend upstairs. It sounded like he was being murdered with a rusty fork, and I rushed to see what the hell was going on, hitting my shin against the stairs in the process. He'd stubbed his toe. FML

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You deserved it 5 757

By wetqueefa - 03/02/2013 09:58 - United States - Union City

Today, I walked in on my mom drenched in tears, barely able to speak. I ran to get her some tissues and a nice cup of tea to calm her down. After a few minutes of sitting in silence, I asked her if she wanted to talk about what happened. She watched an episode of Gossip Girl. FML

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You deserved it 3 179

Private freakout

By emmy - 03/06/2022 00:00

Today, the neighbors called the cops on us because they heard a series of loud screams. No, no one was being murdered, but my mom found one of my socks in the laundry room. FML

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You deserved it 159

Spooked

By awkwardpartybear - 04/01/2014 23:43 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a figure holding a knife above me. After I screamed in terror, the figure burst into laughter. It was my mom. She did this as payback for me not washing the dishes last night after making food. FML

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You deserved it 17 634

By terdberglerforlyfe - 07/12/2014 20:54 - Brazil - Mogi Das Cruzes

Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML

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You deserved it 4 385

Just a prank, bro

By iscreamforicecream - 01/06/2011 11:53 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

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You deserved it 5 742

Nightmare mother

By scared shirtless - 18/03/2021 20:01

Today, for the fifth time in a row, I woke up screaming from a nightmare. My mother burst into my room, leaned in real close and said, "So help me God, if you do not stop fucking screaming, I will rip your arms off and beat you with them." I’m never sleeping again. FML

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You deserved it 221

Movie night

By insomniac x2 - 15/08/2013 19:56 - Mexico - Garza Garc

Today, I was watching The Ring on TV in the early morning. When the scene where the girl is crawling out of the TV came on, my dad grabbed my shoulders from behind me out of nowhere, causing me to shriek like a little bitch. I don't know how long he waited to do that. FML

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You deserved it 8 478

Jumpy

By Chelsea - 21/04/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my mom made me clean. I was dusting in the living room and heard gunshots outside the apartment. I dove on the floor and started crying and screaming. My mom walked in and informed me that the sound was her making popcorn. FML

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You deserved it 71 079

Dunmerdude 13

Saturday 23 August 2014 5:25

Best. Username. Ever.

mangasempai 11

Saturday 23 August 2014 5:27

I wouldn't put "mom" "scream" and "sex" in the same sentence. I have been scarred too many times...

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redc 10

Saturday 23 August 2014 5:24

At least she's okay.

eleven22 11

Saturday 23 August 2014 5:28

She is not okay. something very serious has just happened on Sex and the City

Dunmerdude 13

Saturday 23 August 2014 5:25

Best. Username. Ever.

Chente_313 15

Saturday 23 August 2014 5:37

I totally agree

wizardcorn04 14

Saturday 23 August 2014 6:54

But that's the best kind!

ZY1431 24

Saturday 23 August 2014 9:03

Epic

Darknyan 10

Saturday 23 August 2014 5:25

That username is perfect.

fishyrael 28

Saturday 23 August 2014 5:25

I ******* love your username

mangasempai 11

Saturday 23 August 2014 5:27

I wouldn't put "mom" "scream" and "sex" in the same sentence. I have been scarred too many times...

tournamentdecide 33

Saturday 23 August 2014 6:23

What have you been put through?

Matt_Hazard 16

Saturday 30 August 2014 4:26

@31 Try Google Video searching those words, and you just might get a taste of what he's talking about.

glimmer980 20

Saturday 23 August 2014 5:28

That would be terrifying

SandyBella 17

Saturday 23 August 2014 5:28

Well that's one way to jump start your morning. Haha. Glad to know it wasn't anything serious.

ginger196 14

Saturday 23 August 2014 5:31

Well, at least it wasn't surprise anal

tournamentdecide 33

Saturday 23 August 2014 6:25

Why don't you take a look at the name of the FML, 27? That is the only reason they made that comment.

orbit 22

Saturday 23 August 2014 7:49

Judging by your down votes, they didn't want to look

tournamentdecide 33

Saturday 23 August 2014 8:34

Oh yes, because I'm an idiot for replying to a comment. Thanks for determining my intelligence level for me.

HersheySquirts 17

Saturday 23 August 2014 12:49

#40 Yep. You are.

keirookami 11

Saturday 23 August 2014 5:33

sounds like a very justified reason! sex and the city is very serious indeed

n3ophyt3 10

Saturday 23 August 2014 5:35

A twist in tale vs Surprise Anal At least now you the difference

junkman6 22

Saturday 23 August 2014 5:37

That sounds like a sex and the city episode.

junkman6 22

Saturday 23 August 2014 5:38

That sounds like a sex and the city episode title.

junkman6 22

Saturday 23 August 2014 5:39

Remove me!!! Double post.

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