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Today, I finally got to hook up with this hot guy I'd been talking to for a few weeks. To my surprise, he was sinfully drunk when he arrives. As we were going at it, he shits on my white carpet. Now the phrase "f***ing the shit out of someone" has a brand new meaning for me. FML

By jo / Saturday 20 February 2010 10:47 / United States
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By  eeeeeeee  |  5

You 'finally got to?' You sound like a child who's just been allowed to go to the amusement park for the first time. Quit placing so much importance on hooking up with idiots.

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By  CronosDage  |  0

ydi

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  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

Everyone has been a little harsh but mostly right. Why would you even let things get that far with a drunk man? Would it be okay for a man to that to a drunk woman? You earned that shit.

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  rldostie  |  19

I agree. if the person is so drunk they're shitting on the floor, they're FAR too drunk to give consent. If a guy took advantage of a woman in that state, people have no problem calling it rape. Why should it be any different if the drunk person is a man?

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  reyemrein  |  0

@72: maybe because 99% of people are heterosexual. I'm not discriminating in fact I live in MA but I'm just saying that boy/girl is a safe assumption to make.

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  flinga  |  0

ANAL sex IS. SO. GROSS! I think this was 2 guys...

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  KotaPuppy  |  0

Lol "soiled" hahahahaahahahahahhhhahahahasshshahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaaahahahahshahhahahahaahahahaha

By  eeeeeeee  |  5

You 'finally got to?' You sound like a child who's just been allowed to go to the amusement park for the first time. Quit placing so much importance on hooking up with idiots.

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