Jacked

By Anonymous - 22/05/2013 09:44 - United Kingdom - London

Today I returned home after a semester at university. I guess I did too good a job of getting into shape as my parents phoned the police, thinking I was a burglar. FML
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nix1993 41

Take it as a compliment! Either that or they just aren't very subtle about wishing you hadn't come home.

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oj101 33

Keep up the hard work, and soon you'll be so thin, no one can even see you when you turn sideways. That way, you'll be a much more efficient burglar.

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nix1993 41

Take it as a compliment! Either that or they just aren't very subtle about wishing you hadn't come home.

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fareith 15

Does this happen every time a stranger comes to the door as well?

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RedPillSucks 31

Are you sure you came home to the right house? or maybe they moved and didn't tell you.

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ChenEighty 20

I'm sure OP would've realized that they did before posting an FML about it..

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Denomic 9

Well, I wouldn't be too upset that you're completely ripped

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waterpolohezy 6

Yeah I would t say that this is a bad thing...

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_GoodGuy 11

Is it possible that you may have not came home through the front, and came in from the back? Screaming in joy, scaring the absolute sh*t out of your parents?

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ManInTheMachine 19

^Then you're probably not in your right mind.

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lilhellian 26

Next you'll tell me chasing mean kids and barking isn't normal. >.>

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BeMyLove15 10

Congrats on getting in shape, now you have a new funny story to tell.

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Welshite 39

Bring out the chips and cookies! Not only will you eat delicious snacks but your parents will begin to recognize you again. Win-win, in my opinion.

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CammyGal 26

Looks like someone's hungry...

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oj101 33

Keep up the hard work, and soon you'll be so thin, no one can even see you when you turn sideways. That way, you'll be a much more efficient burglar.

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ThunderLightTSV 31

Just become two dimensional when the lights come on.

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darwinism 30

Understandable if "getting into shape" means you lost weight while being a poor student. We've all been there.

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SuperSofie 23

You lost weight whilst at university?! Most of my friends, myself included, gain weight, espeially during exam period.

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perdix 29

Don't flatter yourself -- they probably just forgot who you were.

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Jemm_fml 29

On the contrary I bet they know exactly who the OP was and just weren't happy about being interrupted. :B

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