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  perdix  |  24

#1, sometimes, "the girls" don't bear much of a resemblance to one another. Now I have the visual of the mom dancing naked with the big one clumsily and lazily flopping from side to side while the little one flits about in double-time. Thanks for getting me started!

By  Mauskau  |  41

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  LolFMLnot  |  41

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  jem970  |  41

Sometimes it cant be helped. I walked in on my parents going at it on the couch and saw my dad do the bare-assed-dash to his room while my mom screamed like a girl. The hazards of living with the 'rents.

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  SirTalkaton  |  41

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By  JACKxRAWR  |  27

Not nice. Mind you, if people think your mum is a MILF you could take some covert snaps and make some money on the internet. Sorry, my inner entrepreneur took a VERY creepy turn there. I'll go back to sleep now.

By  perdix  |  37

Her house, her rules! If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Put on the Justin Bieber CD and show her your awesome helicoptering skills and that will probably ruin naked dancing for her.

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  perdix  |  37

#14, not necessarily. While it would be disturbing to see him whipping around a big dick, it would probably be equally disturbing or worse to see him trying to spin around his stubbie.

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  Danielle7994  |  37

16, That's also true. But it probably would just look like he's wagging it up and down with his two fingers. I actually had to look this term up on urbandictionary.com. The first result meant when a man slaps his penis on the woman's face - which is also a disturbing picture.

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  perdix  |  37

#18, two fingers? That's huge! I have to use a little lasso made of dental floss, . . ., er, I mean, I've heard some guys have to use a little lasso made of dental floss to whip it around.

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  Danielle7994  |  37

40, Maybe if it was erect - which is yet another disturbing picture (only because it is his mother that's currently in the room). I'm assuming that during the time that he's tying a lasso around his penis, it IS flaccid. Don't forget it's tiny as well. Clearly not even big enough to be held by 2 fingers.

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