Perhaps a fashionable blindfold would suit you well?

Find your inner nudist, eh em, inner buddhist.

#1, sometimes, "the girls" don't bear much of a resemblance to one another. Now I have the visual of the mom dancing naked with the big one clumsily and lazily flopping from side to side while the little one flits about in double-time. Thanks for getting me started!

Saggy this the.

44 - You make it sound like you don't like what you just described. We all know you do ;-)

44- Now the question is, who is going to help you finish?

Yes, because that image was needed. >.>

I find it disturbing that you've even seen your dad naked. That's something u should never see if you are a girl.

Sometimes it cant be helped. I walked in on my parents going at it on the couch and saw my dad do the bare-assed-dash to his room while my mom screamed like a girl. The hazards of living with the 'rents.

The 'rents. I like that. With permission, I shall use it.

Unless their hot of course and to your liking

That's a great idea! Why not bring the whole neighbourhood over? I'm sure that will get her to stop

Judging from you

Huh? If you want to verbally attack me you'll have to say something that makes sense first. :)

It's the suspense of wondering what comes next that gets you...

There are no women on ChatRoulette. Just guys hanging brain.

Wouldn't he need to have a long enough penis to do this?

#14, not necessarily. While it would be disturbing to see him whipping around a big dick, it would probably be equally disturbing or worse to see him trying to spin around his stubbie.

16, That's also true. But it probably would just look like he's wagging it up and down with his two fingers. I actually had to look this term up on urbandictionary.com. The first result meant when a man slaps his penis on the woman's face - which is also a disturbing picture.

^have you ever watched ****?

Yup lol. All the time. I'm saying it's disturbing since it's his mother's face that he will be slapping.

#18, two fingers? That's huge! I have to use a little lasso made of dental floss, . . ., er, I mean, I've heard some guys have to use a little lasso made of dental floss to whip it around.

This thread... to many mental images... pass me the brain bleach!

27, That sounds pretty dangerous though. If dental floss is tied too tight, wouldn't OP's penis turn purple and fall off?

If you keep it on there for a good few dozen consecutive hours, sure. It'd be hurting long before that would happen.

40, Maybe if it was erect - which is yet another disturbing picture (only because it is his mother that's currently in the room). I'm assuming that during the time that he's tying a lasso around his penis, it IS flaccid. Don't forget it's tiny as well. Clearly not even big enough to be held by 2 fingers.

Don't think you need to be massive to helicopter. I can and I presume I'm fairly average.

This is disturbing that you guys know so much about this. Also, what of OP is female?

#73, I've got lots of spare time on my hands. ;)

Well... I dunno about you, but when I see my mom naked the LAST thing I think about is stripping naked myself