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yea a total win for OP. 70?!? if thats out of the standard scale of 1-10 then she must have been a real GILF

Mmm at least she was admiring the view. but really how many people stop running a marathon to massage legs, wouldn't that stuff you up?

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Dear FML, It would be greatly appreciated if you could supply the users of this fantastic site with a "wtf" button! Much thanks. - Olivia & other users or FML :)

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They won't. Same thing as with a dislike button on facebook- we want it, it makes sense, but it's just not gonna happen. Such is life (in soviet Russia. sorry, I had to lol)

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Other than the fact that it's basically seducing a young man for your own needs and practically sexually abusing him, yeah, there's nothing wrong with cougars...

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well.. if you look at it like that...EEWWW I just happen to be 13 yrs older than my hubby. at our age there is no eeww factor. underage lusting is sick tho.

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Well, with the whole "half your age plus seven" social rule, OP would have to be 42, and we can safely assume that's not true due to her calling him boy.

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Not a cougar at this age. more like an alley cat that has a limp, has sagging ears and smells of rotting tuna and denture cream

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70 year old women have earned the right to seduce anyone they want in my opinion. What's the harm, really?

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Totally, being sexually objectified by ancient weirdos is the ideal compliment. God damn, you horny pubescent kids need to think things through a little before getting too excited and ruining your underwear over an FML.

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Before people jump on me I will clarify: every time there's an GML about a guy objectifying a girl the response in many (not all) cases is Female: that's so horrible and wrong! Guys are so horrible! You should castrate and report him! Male: Hey, he thinks you're hot that's a good thing! Learn to appreciate a compliment! And what with all the feminist lesbian Nazi bitches? I'm curious to see if the response will be the now that the roles are switched.

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