By Anonymous - 25/04/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, I was running a marathon. I stopped to massage my stiff legs, when an elderly spectator taunted, "Oohhh yeah, that's it! Massage those legs good, boy!" She looked about 70. FML
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oliveindamiddle 0

I don't think this is a fyl or a ydi... it's just one of those moments in life where you're like.. WTF. :)

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comepoopwithme 0

for which person?

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jennifer93 0

agreed that glee blows

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mr_miyagi 0

yea a total win for OP. 70?!? if thats out of the standard scale of 1-10 then she must have been a real GILF

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9010649 3

"Don't forget to stretch those creamy hamstrings!" -Herbert

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dirtyblond 4

"Oh yeaahhh massage those legs while I massage my pussy!"(; -old lady

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LyssaSparkyRex 0

or it gets the hose again!

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oliveindamiddle 0

I don't think this is a fyl or a ydi... it's just one of those moments in life where you're like.. WTF. :)

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overthelimit 3

haha well at least op knows someone thinks hes attractive ;)

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supertacowaffle 41

lol :) good on you OP for running a marathon great achievement :)

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Hugh_Spreadum 4

Gramma's dreaming up a marathon of massaging his stiff 'leg'. Good for her too?

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missy_lynn012 0

well there's not a website called whattheF.com so this'll have to do. op fyl for turning on an old lady :P

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jess2gd4u 0

Mmm at least she was admiring the view. but really how many people stop running a marathon to massage legs, wouldn't that stuff you up?

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nerdchic 5

stuff you up? wth kind of saying is that?

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Dontstealmyname 11

Maybe OP just stopped for a while to press on the sore areas. I do that sometimes when I'm not running competitive.

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jess2gd4u 0

oh cool. I thought for marathons it would stuff u up with your rhythm and breathing an pace.

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McGherkin 0

I'm still waiting for the 'Get A Grip' button.

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oliveindamiddle 0

Que pasaaaa I'm so confused.. I commented on this comment and all of the comments are gone now :O

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SnowFlakeInAK 7

I agree!! maybe if we ask nicely they'll give us a WTF button.

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Katie_the_Great 6

For that to work, OP would have to be a girl not a boy, but that's still funny:) haha

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oliveindamiddle 0

Dear FML, It would be greatly appreciated if you could supply the users of this fantastic site with a "wtf" button! Much thanks. - Olivia & other users or FML :)

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tesuan 0

They won't. Same thing as with a dislike button on facebook- we want it, it makes sense, but it's just not gonna happen. Such is life (in soviet Russia. sorry, I had to lol)

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tesuan 0

OP is a choir boy. that's the problem.

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tesuan 0

Get some cougar, boy! I'm only kidding.

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SnowFlakeInAK 7

And #9 is winning!! Nothing wrong with a cougar at all ;)

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tesuan 0

Other than the fact that it's basically seducing a young man for your own needs and practically sexually abusing him, yeah, there's nothing wrong with cougars...

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SnowFlakeInAK 7

well.. if you look at it like that...EEWWW I just happen to be 13 yrs older than my hubby. at our age there is no eeww factor. underage lusting is sick tho.

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tesuan 0

Well, with the whole "half your age plus seven" social rule, OP would have to be 42, and we can safely assume that's not true due to her calling him boy.

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SnowFlakeInAK 7

Hmm if she was 70 wouldn't 42 still be considered boy? JK JK I totally understand and agree with your point. :)

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enonymous 8

Not a cougar at this age. more like an alley cat that has a limp, has sagging ears and smells of rotting tuna and denture cream

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SteelCladAngel 0

that's not cougar...that's sabertooth tiger

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SteelCladAngel 0

that's not cougar...that's sabertooth tiger

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SnowFlakeInAK 7

Bwhahaha sabertooth tiger hahaha and alley cat! lol those are GOOD!

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22cute 17

70 year old women have earned the right to seduce anyone they want in my opinion. What's the harm, really?

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KiddNYC1O 20

I agree with #1. Was she touching herself or something?

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ImInABox 6

Herbert's sister, Sherbert the Pervert.

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gardianlh24 0

way to use your "Imagination." *waves hands in a bow shape*

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Death_From_Above 0

that's a little more than a compliment. but hey whatever works!

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SnowFlakeInAK 7

LMAO Nice to see you around again KaySL!!

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CitrusGirl 0

Finally a guy getting objectified by a women...

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CitrusGirl 0

Before people jump on me I will clarify: every time there's an GML about a guy objectifying a girl the response in many (not all) cases is Female: that's so horrible and wrong! Guys are so horrible! You should castrate and report him! Male: Hey, he thinks you're hot that's a good thing! Learn to appreciate a compliment! And what with all the feminist lesbian Nazi bitches? I'm curious to see if the response will be the now that the roles are switched.

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