Money: Today, I ran out of cash. The nearest ATM to my house is over...

By saqmuel093 - 18/01/2015 19:44 - Malaysia - Tatau

Today, I ran out of cash. The nearest ATM to my house is over a half hour away by foot. After walking all the way there under the blistering heat of the sun, I realized I'd left my card back at home. FML

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By Busted - 31/12/2009 20:52 - Mexico

Today, I canceled my ATM card, because it had been lost. Then I found it. Then I found out I can't reactivate it, because I asked for a replacement card. I'm from CA, and I'm in Mexico with only 20 bucks. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2016 05:55

Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML

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By ulring - 12/02/2012 00:53 - United States

Today, I walked all the way across campus to eat the first meal I've had all day. After waiting for my food in a congested line for 30 minutes, I got to the register to pay. Turns out my wallet was a twenty minute walk away, back in my apartment. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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Stuck

By Kayla - 18/12/2011 05:25 - United States

Today, I had to take two buses home from a friend's house. After waiting in the cold for the second bus for 40 minutes, it finally came and I realized that I'd left my wallet on the first bus. It took me 2 hours to walk home and I was locked out because my house key is attached to my wallet. FML

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By Broke - 04/12/2013 08:27 - United States - The Colony

Today, I went to an ATM to see how much money I had in my account. I put the card in. It never gave it back. FML

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Trolled by technology

By Rightswiper - 26/07/2017 05:00 - South Africa

Today, as soon as I put my card into an ATM, the words "Out of Order" popped up and it would not return my card. Since I was at the bank, I got a free replacement. Trying to draw money again the second machine did the same thing and a third card costs more than what I have in my account. FML

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By IamHM - 24/10/2015 18:04 - United States

Today, I walked 2 miles to the store, filled my cart with groceries, and got to the cashier only to find I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to explain but got the nastiest stank-eye from the cashier, the manager and everyone in line behind me. I walked 2 miles home, hungry and embarrassed. FML

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I want to ride my bicycle

By Anonymous - 06/09/2021 17:01

Today, I went to the drugstore on my bike. The chain came off, the pedal punctured the top of my foot and I was bleeding a lot. To add insult to injury, the ATM inside was broken. I got gauze instead of the cash I came for. FML

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By casey - 25/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas for my car. On my way there, I prayed that my car would make it the whole way, and was thankful when I pulled up to the pump, because I knew my car wouldn't go any further. Then I realized I left my wallet at my house. FML

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mt631 18

Monday 19 January 2015 5:27

That must have left you hot under the collar.

sanuxo_ 22

Monday 19 January 2015 5:30

Next time make sure you have everything you need before you leave the house.

Comments

mt631 18

Monday 19 January 2015 5:27

That must have left you hot under the collar.

sanuxo_ 22

Monday 19 January 2015 5:30

Next time make sure you have everything you need before you leave the house.

chlorinegreen 27

Monday 19 January 2015 16:48

Duh?

sweetbliss3 37

Monday 19 January 2015 5:31

always double check everything before going anywhere. hopefully you can just get a ride next time.

kirbs19 37

Monday 19 January 2015 5:31

Well at least you got some cardio in your day!

aamir251 18

Monday 19 January 2015 5:32

YDI

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 19 January 2015 7:43

Oh, if only there were someone who could invent something that could save us from those three tedious keystrokes! If only there were some benevolent soul who could give us some respite from making the decision to judging another's misfortunes whether their misfortune was victim of Fate's cruel hand, or a byproduct of their own misdeeds! Oh, wait…

RobinGoodfellow 47

Monday 19 January 2015 5:35

Paranoia and triple-checking is almost always better than making a careless error. But I do sympathize.

Brandi_Faith 33

Monday 19 January 2015 6:05

So true. I have become paranoid about locking my keys in the car. I put my keys in my purse and then check my purse to make sure they're in there before I close the door. I'm totally paranoid after having done it once!