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Today, I was talking to my boyfriend. He won't go on a cruise with me in the gulf of Mexico, because he thinks we will crash into an iceberg like in Titanic. FML
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teague95 16

gotta prepare for those Mexican icebergs

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zandalee 19

For the love of God. Sit down tonight with him & Google where the gulf of Mexico is! Then maybe he will have a face palm moment and agree to go with you.

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pdp_fml 21

Your boyfriend has a lot more to worry about getting a food borne illness than running into an iceberg.

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lonelyharts86 8

The iceberg fear is silly, but a cruise ship did go down in the Caribbean after it hit some rocks not long ago. You won't freeze to death, just get eaten by some sharks.

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AidenSurvival 7

22 - Are you ******* kidding me? You can't be that dumb... oh, wait, you can.

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Llamacod 11

you know, you could reply to 22' s comment directly or you could do it this way where we all forgot what the comment was anyway

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needarb 3

"In Titanic" Wow. How about try "to THE Titanic" It was a real boat

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Ins0mau 20

Just 'cause it was a real SHIP (not "boat"), doesn't mean one can't optionally refer to the movie.

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perdix 29

Either(ee) he wants to stay home to bang your sister, or he doesn't want to be around you when you have 24-hour-a-day access to buffets of bland, but fattening food.

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chefomon 2

I'd suggest finding a new boyfriend.

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Steve95401 49

It scares me to think what would happen if you got pregnant by this idiot and developed gestational diabetes.

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rattusrattus 18

Icebergs need tropical holidays too! Bit of sun, sea, work on their tan...

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