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Today, I was talking to my boyfriend. He won't go on a cruise with me in the gulf of Mexico, because he thinks we will crash into an iceberg like in Titanic. FML
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teague95 16

gotta prepare for those Mexican icebergs

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zandalee 19

For the love of God. Sit down tonight with him & Google where the gulf of Mexico is! Then maybe he will have a face palm moment and agree to go with you.

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joeg16_04 1

I guess your more into looks then common sense. Hopefully lol

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mowmowlife 21

Go and tell him about the octopus that took over the ship. Also the octopus was friends with King Kong and they stripped the sexy people.

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KayleeT 9

To be fair, the people on the titanic thought that it was ridiculous to think the ship had a chance at sinking .. Who knows, maybe your boyfriend if psychic ? Haha

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hateevryone 14

Go without him. That's his loss.

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noisebox 1

Better safe than sorry, just make love at home and avoid being sea sick...he's right also...

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geod69 8

Well you'll just have to take me instead

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mrbluetrumpet 1

This is like the third page of comments that has this "OP" thing, what is OP?

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