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Today, I was talking to my boyfriend. He won't go on a cruise with me in the gulf of Mexico, because he thinks we will crash into an iceberg like in Titanic. FML
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teague95 16

gotta prepare for those Mexican icebergs

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zandalee 19

For the love of God. Sit down tonight with him & Google where the gulf of Mexico is! Then maybe he will have a face palm moment and agree to go with you.

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Lorean 6

Haha reminds me of me my husband wanted to take me on a cruise but I said hell no bcuz of the same thing lol an plus I can't swim

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kitkatieisme 5

hey. you never know. your boyfriend might be onto something. ;)

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3kmtg 7

Should watch for all those pirates of the carribean too... No? Okay

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Well, if not an iceberg, there have been other scary movies involving cruise mishaps. Look at Speed 2 and Poseidon. *shudders*

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chele2382 5

and yet this dummy is still your boyfriend

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HeartOfLead 24

Doesn't the thermal energy in icebergs regulate it's size. The hotter it is the bigger it gets. So in the Gulf of Mexico there must be alot of SUPER ICEBERGS. Which means that's a Titanic nightmare, he's a smart man your boyfriend.

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88vivera 9

Ok first of all ur boyfriend is stupid and second of all find someone else to go with.

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