Vacation, Awkward and Love: Jack… - FML

Jack…

By Alliente - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend. He won't go on a cruise with me in the gulf of Mexico, because he thinks we will crash into an iceberg like in Titanic. FML

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teague95 16

Wednesday 18 July 2012 9:05

gotta prepare for those Mexican icebergs

zandalee 19

Wednesday 18 July 2012 9:07

For the love of God. Sit down tonight with him & Google where the gulf of Mexico is! Then maybe he will have a face palm moment and agree to go with you.

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Buzzy123 7

Wednesday 18 July 2012 17:57

He's right it's pretty hot there one could pop out of anywhere!

blink_kid 32

Wednesday 18 July 2012 18:04

Sure. In Mexico.

Dan85 6

Wednesday 18 July 2012 18:33

Hahahaha. I want to be friends with your boyfriend.

freedomofmusic 12

Wednesday 18 July 2012 18:43

Like "in" Titanic? It's a true story, not just a movie.

mariah0719 0

Wednesday 18 July 2012 18:58

What a moron. Lol

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Wednesday 18 July 2012 19:45

You shouldn't want to go on this cruise with your friend either cause you might be in a situation that requires intelligence.

Arrawyn 12

Wednesday 18 July 2012 20:21

I'd be more afraid of catching a plague than anything...

mercsl65 7

Wednesday 18 July 2012 21:35

leave the land lubber alone. and go by yourself. then tell him all about the fun you had, the liqour you drank, the guys you sailed...

CapnCapes 4

Wednesday 18 July 2012 21:51

Dump him, then call the short bus to pick him up.

Eye_Eat_Brains 0

Wednesday 18 July 2012 22:13

what a moron

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