Sex and Intimacy: Incel vibes

Incel vibes

By unlucky - 05/08/2009 16:29 - South Africa

Today, I was talking with a close friend (who is a virgin) about why he didn't want to have sex with a prostitute. He told me that, "It's not nice to know that the girl you are having sex with has slept with half the country." He then added, "That's exactly why I wouldn't have sex with you." FML

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You deserved it 65 211

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By I'm_Not_Interested - 06/07/2015 05:30 - United States - Reno

Today, I found out the only reason why a friend of mine even bothered talking to me. He thought that I'd sleep with him if he was nice enough. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 206

You deserved it 2 894

By herpderp - 11/02/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML

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You deserved it 3 608

Waiting for that special someone

By foreveralone - 10/07/2020 17:04

Today, just like at every gynecologist's appointment in the last 5 years, I had to yet again explain that no, I'm not a virgin at 27 because I'm waiting till marriage, I'm just a loser that no-one wants to sleep with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 678

You deserved it 221

By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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You deserved it 6 220

By EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

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You deserved it 5 999

Testing the waters

By Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 13 384

Timing is important

By effingdoucher - 30/01/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML

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You deserved it 11 021

By Anonymous - 10/02/2015 14:51 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, a cute girl was telling me about her weird fetishes. I jokingly said, "Remind me never to have sex with you". She replied, "Don't worry, I have standards". FML

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You deserved it 20 896

By Lisa - 11/08/2018 03:30

Today, I slept with a friend who always bitches about how he can't keep a girlfriend. When he finished within 3 minutes I understood why. FML

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You deserved it 956

If only…

By ActuallyDoneFor - 10/11/2018 10:30 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, my boyfriend and I had a friend over. This friend was talking about how 2 girls were trying to get with him. My boyfriend says, "I wouldn't ever fuck the blonde one, but I would do the other one in a heartbeat." Then, realizing what he said, he hesitantly added "…if I was single." FML

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You deserved it 480

ChiliRamen 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 23:03

Sounds like a conversation I had with a very close friend of mine. Then we ended up dating :-p

qwertyone 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 23:06

It sounds like he was joking. That or you actually do sleep around too much. For the sake of humanity I hope it's the former.

Comments

ramizaali 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 0:34

hahahaha

aback 4

Thursday 6 August 2009 0:35

Ew. That was gratuitous, it's not like you were begging him, right? Just call the ****** a pedophile or goatfucker or something.

g00nie 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 0:37

well, something he said obviously must've be true to you if you feel so offended

HeyThereGorgeous 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 0:37

well that's nice

idkk42314 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 1:24

haha!!! tht totally made me crak up 4 about like 10 minutes here! hella funny man!!

cmac86 23

Thursday 6 August 2009 1:37

BURNED! you got totally owned on that one ****! he's right, though. good for him.

mehwhateverr 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 1:42

Uh, why would you try to convince your virgin friend to sleep with a hooker? YDI. By the way, he sounds funny. I like him.

scrubalub 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 1:56

I didn't know it was considered bad to be a virgin. At any rate, YDI for being a ****.

regalarius 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 2:22

Man, you haven't been paying attention, have you? :-P

FarSide 22

Thursday 6 August 2009 4:45

He sounds like self-righteous, and that is quite disgusting as well.

scrubalub 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 19:19

I'm not self righteous. And I'm not a male. But you can't really tell from my screen name so I'll let it slide. I was just making an observation to the conversation at hand...because lately in society people are laughed at for being virgins. I'm not sure why. If the girl in this FML isn't a **** and the boy just said it as a joke, then her life sucks. But she never made any attempt to deny his statement, which leaves room to question. Why does this even matter? Whatever.