Incel vibes

By unlucky - 05/08/2009 16:29 - South Africa

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Today, I was talking with a close friend (who is a virgin) about why he didn't want to have sex with a prostitute. He told me that, "It's not nice to know that the girl you are having sex with has slept with half the country." He then added, "That's exactly why I wouldn't have sex with you." FML
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ChiliRamen 0

Sounds like a conversation I had with a very close friend of mine. Then we ended up dating :-p

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qwertyone 0

It sounds like he was joking. That or you actually do sleep around too much. For the sake of humanity I hope it's the former.

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TheElfThatLied 0

That doesn't put YOU in the best light. I'll say FYL 'cause that wasn't a nice thing to say (unless he was joking) but, unless you had feelings for him, and was planning to take his virginity yourself, I don't see how it could offend you THAT much...

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dany_luvs_music 0

all i can say is: i hope you weren't in love with him. and if its true you are a ****, YDI and also FHL for having a friend like you. but if not, FYL and hopefully your friends are better informed before making any kind of assumptions.

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tbagg74 0

he prolly just couldnt even get a prostitute, ***** rule anyways

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thecoldhardtruth 0

#19 r u ******* retarted? "couldnt even get a prostitute?" r u sure u know what a prostitute is?

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Carribu 0

"***** rule"? Only a **** would say that.

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septemberlovebug 0

its "retarded" not retarted.. god, learn how to spell.. dumbass

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philly8608 0

It's "it's" not its ... god, learn how to use contractions, dumbass.

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nobodysees 0

Actually it is 'its'.

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yourstcar 0

Nope, it's 'it's.' Contraction of 'it' and 'is.'

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lunaticsol 0

lol @ #53 and 79. you're both retarded ( unless you're the same person).

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philly8608 0

Wow, don't try to correct grammar on the internet (basic rule of thumb), especially if you don't follow the basic rules yourself. Its = possessive. As in, "The ant could not find its home." It's = it is. As in, "It's awfully silly to use incorrect grammar to correct someone else's incorrect grammar."

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FarSide 22

...and dumbass is two words, dumb asses..

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philly8608 0

Actually dumbass, dumb-ass and dumb ass are all acceptable.

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metheonlyb 17

You guys are so ******* hilarious!! ******* grammar Nazi. I have a nice laugh! But yeah you people have a good point! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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septemberlovebug 0

I corrected his spelling not his grammar, douche bag!

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baec 2

basically he told you you were ugly and a *****, so you can't fault the guy since its probably true. You are either really ugly, or you have slept with so many people it doesn't matter how good looking you are. Unless its a combination of both of these. Hey he is just being honest

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paperfox_fml 0

Why is it that as soon as FML commenters even suspect a lady might have had more than one sexual partner they start baying for blood and spitting '****' all over the place? What are you all, sexually repressed 12 year olds?

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englishmuffin 0

I don't think it's the fact that a woman has had more than one partner... it's if she appears to be indiscriminate about it she earns the **** label. Someone who appears to have sex with almost anyone isn't as attractive as someone who has standards.

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FarSide 22

I think whoremonger is equally as telling, and as fitting to the male species.

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summer99 0

i dont see why you're getting offended..if there is no way that it's true then obviously you know he was joking. on the other hand, for you to post an FML about, it apparently is true, in which case YDI.

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andlifesuxagain 0

There is nothing wrong with a man OR a Woman giving community service. Personnally, I think people should sleep around more (safely), the world would be in a much better mood.. especially on the drive home. As for the OP, your friend is a prude.. not sayin sleep with a prostitute but damn man it, stop keeping that shit locked up like fort knox

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FarSide 22

You offered an interesting point of view... and then use a pseudonym of "andlifesuxagain"? Ever wonder if your thought patterns dictate your circumstances?

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andlifesuxagain 0

actually its modified from a movie

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