Incel vibes

By unlucky - 05/08/2009 16:29 - South Africa

Spicy
Today, I was talking with a close friend (who is a virgin) about why he didn't want to have sex with a prostitute. He told me that, "It's not nice to know that the girl you are having sex with has slept with half the country." He then added, "That's exactly why I wouldn't have sex with you." FML
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ChiliRamen 0

Sounds like a conversation I had with a very close friend of mine. Then we ended up dating :-p

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qwertyone 0

It sounds like he was joking. That or you actually do sleep around too much. For the sake of humanity I hope it's the former.

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AnaDarkAngel 0

BURN!!! You deserve it for sleeping around...a descent girl would not do that.

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hovibaby 0

a decent person would spell decent correctly

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danigrl96 0

not really and fml unless u have a thing for this friend which u probably should have mentioned whether or not u do.

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danigrl96 0

not really and fml unless u have a thing for this friend which u probably should have mentioned whether or not u do.

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secretvampire13 0

ydi for promoting prostitution

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k99 5

Maybe he was joking and burning her. Doesn't mean she's a ****. Not saying her friends a prude but some virgins think anyone who has sex with more than a few people are *****. I don't know but still epic burn though

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bumblebee12345 3

Nice comeback;)

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