Sex and Intimacy: Incel vibes

Incel vibes

By unlucky - 05/08/2009 16:29 - South Africa

Today, I was talking with a close friend (who is a virgin) about why he didn't want to have sex with a prostitute. He told me that, "It's not nice to know that the girl you are having sex with has slept with half the country." He then added, "That's exactly why I wouldn't have sex with you." FML

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By I'm_Not_Interested - 06/07/2015 05:30 - United States - Reno

Today, I found out the only reason why a friend of mine even bothered talking to me. He thought that I'd sleep with him if he was nice enough. FML

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By herpderp - 11/02/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML

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Waiting for that special someone

By foreveralone - 10/07/2020 17:04

Today, just like at every gynecologist's appointment in the last 5 years, I had to yet again explain that no, I'm not a virgin at 27 because I'm waiting till marriage, I'm just a loser that no-one wants to sleep with. FML

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By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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By EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

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Testing the waters

By Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

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Timing is important

By effingdoucher - 30/01/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML

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You deserved it 11 021

By Anonymous - 10/02/2015 14:51 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, a cute girl was telling me about her weird fetishes. I jokingly said, "Remind me never to have sex with you". She replied, "Don't worry, I have standards". FML

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You deserved it 20 896

By Lisa - 11/08/2018 03:30

Today, I slept with a friend who always bitches about how he can't keep a girlfriend. When he finished within 3 minutes I understood why. FML

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If only…

By ActuallyDoneFor - 10/11/2018 10:30 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, my boyfriend and I had a friend over. This friend was talking about how 2 girls were trying to get with him. My boyfriend says, "I wouldn't ever fuck the blonde one, but I would do the other one in a heartbeat." Then, realizing what he said, he hesitantly added "…if I was single." FML

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ChiliRamen 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 23:03

Sounds like a conversation I had with a very close friend of mine. Then we ended up dating :-p

qwertyone 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 23:06

It sounds like he was joking. That or you actually do sleep around too much. For the sake of humanity I hope it's the former.

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ilovewenis 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 2:51

YDI for having a friend. (kidding)

Whatevers_clever 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 3:02

hahahaha ydi

CodeMan16 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 3:07

how much does someone want to bet me that someone is going to end up saying YDI for talking to a virgin(and no one say it just because i said that)

hangingontolife 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 3:08

FHL for being a virgin

Bloodrush 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 3:43

if she is such a **** how could she possibly have the username unlucky....how are you unlucky if you sleep around like a *****....just like a pimp treats his hoes, i give her no sympathy....YDI

nibiyabi 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 3:47

Gee I dunno, maybe the fact that you live in the AIDS capital of the world has something to do with it too.

brookelynnxo 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 3:56

i would like to meet this man . he sounds deec

TheMikeyK 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 4:07

YDI for being a *****. No guy is going to refer you as the person that has had sex with "half the country" unless you actually have had lots of sex with many different men. Seriously. Get a life. Having sex shouldn't be your #1 Priority. Sure, everyone wants to lose their virginity. Heck, I haven't, and I congradulated myself, because too many people are getting STDs, and I don't want that risk. One night of pleasure (or many nights in your case) is not worth risking your life. Also, kudos to the kid who rejected your offer. I would have done the exact same. The only time you get to say "FML" is the day you die of AIDS or some other STD, because you made a stupid decision, and I would still say You deserved it.