How could you?

By Ashlee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
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xundria 5

....lolwut? All I have to say is if he's that immature, you're better off without him.

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allie2590 31

You're an idiot. Not everyone has air freshener in their bathroom. People just need to come to terms with the fact that women shit, and it smells just as bad as men's.

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Ucla_cupcake 0

Reminds me of my dear friend. He believes that girls have no use of the restroom except to look at ourselves in the mirror. Oh, and according to him, we don't shower either cuz we smell good regardless. lol sucks to be you OP. I hope he was joking around. If he was serious, then be happy you're not with him anymore.

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1733817338 0

for the ppl calling her an idiot... shut the f up!! girls crap too. its human. we shouldnt have to hold it in so the guy is happy

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jsignomgmt 0

it's human nature. bathrooms are bathrooms

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janit88 0

I like how you said "me boyfriend" haha it makes you sound like a pirate

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DavidA91 0

that's sick. I didn't even kno girls took ***** till I was like 15

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Jenmaree 9

You should go back to his house - say you left something there - and topdeck his toilet (that means you take the lid off the cistern and poo in there).

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relyo 0

Say, has anyone made a joke that girls never poop? Cause that'd be hilarious. /not. /FYL.

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