How could you?

By Ashlee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 256
You deserved it 7 917

Same thing different taste

Top comments

xundria 5

....lolwut? All I have to say is if he's that immature, you're better off without him.

You're an idiot. Not everyone has air freshener in their bathroom. People just need to come to terms with the fact that women shit, and it smells just as bad as men's.

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wanna date? im not emotionally retarted like that guy. He'll probably marry his right hand one day 

Sakeyaki 0

"Me boyfriend"? What is this, Ireland?

It's very easy to put me for my. I do it all the time without realizing it.

Wtf what a misogynistic asshole. I hope his ass gets teared up by an 8 inch dick.

xneiliox 0

LMAO I bet the shit smelt so bad and didn't flush...that's why he dumped you

wellinever 5

What he meant to say was that he was disappointed you flushed. The guy is destined to be an old and lonely freak. Don't let him into your gene pool.

hey if u have to go I have to go I wish more girls were like this

Everybody here seems to be blaming the guy for being in denial about girl poop. Not knowing the full story here makes this a guess but I can see where the guy may be coming from. Think about it: on one of the first dates nobody wants to know about the other persons smelly poop. That stuff comes later, when you know each other. I am sure there are plenty of girls who would dump a guy for this as well. The thing that strikes me as odd is not the guy dumping her but the fact that he told her why...

Because OP refers to the person as her BOYFRIEND, I doubt that they were only on their first date. One does not usually earn the title boyfriend or girlfriend until a series of dates. And its not like she literally squatted down and did it right in front of him. She was in the bathroom. The room with the toilet, whose very purpose is to answer nature's calls!

rohosoccer08 1

I don't understand how people are agreeing, when you gotta go, you gotta go, it's not your choice, and it could be bad for your body to try to hold it in, it wasn't her fault, that guy is an asshole!

@201 Chanel #5 happens to be made with civet urine... you're right about one of the major ingredients of perfume being found in poop (or urine, or animal stink glands) though...