How could you?

By Ashlee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 256
You deserved it 7 917

Same thing different taste

Top comments

xundria 5

....lolwut? All I have to say is if he's that immature, you're better off without him.

You're an idiot. Not everyone has air freshener in their bathroom. People just need to come to terms with the fact that women shit, and it smells just as bad as men's.

Comments

joeishere 0

WHEN U GOTTA GO, U GOTTA GO! =D THAT GUY IS A DICK!

neptuneflytrap 0

He sounds like a huge douche if he seriously dumped you for that reason. You should be glad you're rid of him and can now find a boyfriend who understands how mammals function.

pfunk129 1

Haha well you know what they say "everybody poops"!

my gf's poo has the same texture as a nutty picnic bar but only like 10x bigger.

even the hottest girl need to take a dump alright. your boyfriend is immature. be glad instead u guys aren't together anymore.

I'll take a dump on his head. But it okay I'm a guy so he want care!!!!!!