Dating, Break-ups and Love: How could you?

How could you?

By Ashlee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 230

You deserved it 7 910

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 207

You deserved it 5 870

Mummy's bravest little boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Hobart

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 390

You deserved it 758

By grrrr - 12/02/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 132

You deserved it 48 194

Been there, done that

By hlewrn - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Centreville

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 113

You deserved it 34 811

Thanks for the info

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 843

You deserved it 611

Classic fraud

By Anonymous - 28/04/2023 15:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 784

You deserved it 147

Never touch the Xbox

By Unknown - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I turned off my boyfriend's Xbox while he was playing because I wanted to talk to him about getting more serious with our relationship. As I did so, he said, "That's not the only thing you just turned off" and promptly broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 928

You deserved it 15 659

The smell test

By sosadstudent - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 098

You deserved it 4 449

Doofus

By Coykoi - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 915

You deserved it 10 420

Sketchy

By Wolf - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 856

You deserved it 2 461

xundria 5

Monday 15 February 2010 20:11

....lolwut? All I have to say is if he's that immature, you're better off without him.

allie2590 31

Monday 15 February 2010 22:22

You're an idiot. Not everyone has air freshener in their bathroom. People just need to come to terms with the fact that women shit, and it smells just as bad as men's.

Comments

R3kli3 10

Monday 15 February 2010 20:32

he's so ******* retarded

perdix 29

Monday 15 February 2010 20:40

He figured out that you were really a dude, since it is a well-known scientific fact that girls don't poop. Sorry, man, about your loss of an unwitting gay lover.

demoon_fml 7

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:02

perdix you are my no.1 hero of fml

ScaryyMary 14

Tuesday 16 February 2010 18:09

Of course girls poop, silly! We poop butterflies and rainbows! You mean the same thing doesn't apply to gays?

FMLady 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:52

Its actually pretty funny how some guys believe that girls don't poop or fart :P And kinda dumb..

Disco_fml 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:53

fake. women's turds smell like unicorns and rainbows

skyeyez9 24

Monday 15 February 2010 20:55

Take comfort that you are better off. Your ex is a loser and will stay single forever. He is in for a shock to realize that girls have to poop once or twice a day! Oh the horror.

Stumblebum30 5

Monday 15 February 2010 20:58

what is he 5?

fat_snooki_lol 6

Monday 15 February 2010 20:59

Seriously? what a douche.

lynsieloowho 0

Monday 15 February 2010 21:04

lol what a tard. find a bf who doesn't care and who isn't 12. girls poop. now with my bf I just don't fart in front of him but everyone poops.. not like you can hold it all the time.