Kids: Home improvement

Was that your sons argument when you caught him tagging your couch with spray paint? Cause I fail to understand why you say it was febreeze when clearly it was spray paint..

MaceFaceLOL 8

Thursday 2 February 2012 1:28

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint What's black and looks somewhat like white couch? I think you can figure this one out^^

Clamcreepy 7

Thursday 2 February 2012 1:32

FYL because you have a son who can't tell the difference between "Febreze"

marisalee 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 1:46

Wrong grammar

Boston_4_Life 3

Thursday 2 February 2012 1:49

Why did you say Febreze at first instead of black spraypaint?

marquette10 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 2:00

Hey, it's an excuse to get all new furniture of you want it...

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