Kids: Home improvement

This kid's parents' are gonna have stories for him 16 years down the road, by the sound of it. Shit, I keep getting reminded of little things of what I did, here and there.

dansco 24

Thursday 2 February 2012 2:21

Is he special?! Who does paint look like that!

mamacakes25 6

Thursday 2 February 2012 2:59

just by a new couch cover and be thankful he didn't spray it towards his face could have been much worse.

SpeakOutLoud 1

Thursday 2 February 2012 3:24

Call it an artistic statement

mama2b3 20

Thursday 2 February 2012 3:31

That sucks. Thats why kids and white anything dont go together. How old is your son?

tzoro37 9

Thursday 2 February 2012 3:34

Artistic inspiration? Sorry OP. that sucks

eon07 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 3:39

Try to make it a zebra print!

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