Kids: Home improvement

That is not legit. What idiot confuses black spray paint with febreze. They look absolutely nothing alike. Most people on here just make up things that sound bad in hopes of getting an FML posted.

Taysia_Elice 6

Thursday 2 February 2012 6:10

How exactly do you mix those two things up?

SamLiveFree_77 9

Thursday 2 February 2012 6:16

Go ahead and finish off the entire couch. New Black Couch! Problem Solved! No, but really FYL OP.

VicmahnFml 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 6:24

Spray paint should be kept in the garage away from children... Your a horrible parent

ballerinabeauty 1

Thursday 2 February 2012 6:27

Let's hope this kid is under the age of 4, but when you think about it a 4 yr. old probably doesn't know how to use a spray can..... Wow.

LynetteVance 2

Thursday 2 February 2012 6:32

Keep it like that.. It could be an awesome artwork piece.

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