Home improvement

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff

Today, my son sprayed our white couch with Febreze. This would have been great, were the "Febreze" not actually black spray paint. FML
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Top comments

nava1210 12

Now all you gotta do is get white spray paint.

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Yarrachel 16

Spray the rest of it and you'll have a black couch. Black is classy.

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Comments

silus_iv 1

Febreze and spraypaint are so vastly different in shape (a wide, rounded bottle with a spray gun top vs a canister with a push button on top) that I actually doubt this happened as written. Perhaps the kid was spray painting something and made up the bit about febreze after the fact to cover up what he had done? Regardless, having white furniture get spray painted with black paint sucks a lot.

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RensM 22

The first bit covers my thoughts exactly.

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AllSoul 23

Haven't you heard?! Black is the new white! You should thank him. But to be fair, I don't know how anyone could mistake black spray paint for Febreeze...

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taytaylal 11

Thats why you hide all chemicals from kids. I doubt your son read it.

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truehitman2010 0

ydi. Why does your child have acess to spray paint?

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perdix 29

You ought to spray his popcorn with I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, where the "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" is actually anthrax.

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cannibletaco 6

Wait, that stuff was anthrax?!? Shit... You didn't read anything.

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BAxSoulCity 1

Lol the funny part was that i was writing a report on anthrax when i was reading your comment

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marilyn2012 0

Oh m geeee terrible I wud wanna kill hiiim

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wzitter75 1

First of all you deserve it. You shouldn't have a white couch with kids. Secondly you were probably not watching your child.

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MaceFaceLOL 8

If your kid can't determine the difference between 'Fabreze and black spray paint then he must be kinda young...if he is that young why would you leave him with a possible toxic spray? You might wanna child proof your house, have fun cleaning your couch( maybe it will teach you not to leave your kid with a can of death) YDI

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