Kids: Home improvement

Home improvement

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff

Today, my son sprayed our white couch with Febreze. This would have been great, were the "Febreze" not actually black spray paint. FML

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nava1210 12

Thursday 2 February 2012 0:13

Now all you gotta do is get white spray paint.

Yarrachel 16

Thursday 2 February 2012 0:14

Spray the rest of it and you'll have a black couch. Black is classy.

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myurlbriii 9

Friday 3 February 2012 0:58

I really don't like the way this is worded.

JayJavaMonsterr 10

Friday 3 February 2012 3:42

Why? O.o

myurlbriii 9

Friday 3 February 2012 0:58

I really don't like the way this is worded.

mommasgrl20028 5

Friday 3 February 2012 1:33

Sofa cover?

1a2b3c4d5e678D 0

Friday 3 February 2012 2:06

How do you screw that 1 up?

JayJavaMonsterr 10

Friday 3 February 2012 3:43

Lol that sucks...

AnimeGrrl03 0

Friday 3 February 2012 4:50

Well now u have an artsy white wtth black spots, i dont get what the big deal is...

TehPuffin 1

Friday 3 February 2012 15:06

How the hell do you mistake spray paint for Febreeze?

flooger101 6

Wednesday 8 February 2012 20:57

Well maybe you should not let your son get ahold of items like that!

nj24_fml 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 0:37

Now it won't be rascist

TylerDirty 15

Thursday 12 April 2012 22:52

It's a common mistake to think febreeze is spray paint :p

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