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By Dammit / Saturday 7 July 2012 04:45 / United States - Long Beach
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By  TheFamilyElf  |  17

I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.

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By  TheFamilyElf  |  17

I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.

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  vanillacocoa  |  6

Ohmigod that is truly suckarse :((

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  sirpantselot  |  22

OP, as a vegetarian Jew, you get no sympathy from me!

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  Barr3lR0ll  |  9

I don't get people's love for bacon, it's gross; and no I'm not any form of -tarian, I love meat.

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  nado13579  |  12

I can't even have bacon(I never could, except for once where I had to stop once I knew what it was I was having) and I'm more upset for you than myself. :( Here, it's okay. *hugs*

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  xlord  |  27

Either I accidentally pressed 9 or everyone you entire life has lied to you and there really is a silent 9 in noooo. But I guess we'll never find out :(

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  Edwinadii  |  4

Im I the only one that thinks this is fake? I mean how can you just find out youre alergic to bacon?...if it was his first time eating it he must be really young xD I dont know im just bored

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  TraceCase_  |  19

Could be because it's processed and loaded with sodium nitrites/nitrates, which would make even turkey bacon out of the question. That stuff triggers migraines in some people.

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  StanSmith_fml  |  9

15 - have you tried Canadian bacon? American bacon is all fat no flavor. I've had both and prefer to have Canadian every single time.

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  Thursday737  |  7

nah merikan bacon sucks

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  J3G  |  7

241- No shit he wrote he was allergic to bacon, but in all fairness Canadian bacon is not bacon it is a lie... just like the cake...

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  perdix  |  29

I was going to say don't called the Suicide Hotline with this one because they'd tell you to go ahead and do it, but you captured the same idea.

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Things I'd write a suicide note for if I couldn't have it: Bacon Chocolate Boobies Cartoons Animals MLP: FIM Tacos Music and...... PORN.

By  HonestTruth  |  5

I have never had bacon!:)

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  Jiinxx  |  8

I don't eat bacon cause my religion is against it, but when a friend offered it to me I was like "YOLO" and tried it. ... Point of the story, I don't feel like I missed out on much. It sucked.

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  GNR93  |  14

Zolziski,I didn't think I could do that, thank you it was well worth the effort. HonestTruth, i may not be religious but I do respect your beliefs, more importantly I give you credit for resisting the allure of bacon all these years.

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  A7XCamaro  |  19

It's ok, bacon isn't really that good.

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