Music and Love: Gene Simmons approves this FML

19, 27, 29, and 30 are correct. KISS is awful and there's something wrong with your boyfriend. #35 fails so hard it's not even funny...well, it kinda is!

FritoLovesYou 0

Monday 28 December 2009 17:29

Lol, you live in Alabama. Sounds like your boyfriend is a true redneck.

MadeOfAwesome 1

Monday 28 December 2009 18:05

Whoa, don't come between someone and their favorite band. I would pick Muse over ANYONE.

redblueviolet 0

Monday 28 December 2009 18:50

Similar to what #18 said: I love my boyfriend, but Matt Bellamy is a God. :D

EasilyUnamused 2

Monday 28 December 2009 19:39

My boyfriend looks like Matt Bellamy. It's a win-win for me :)

little_otter 0

Monday 28 December 2009 18:08

you sound like an immature, manipulative bitch.

Hacksaw 4

Monday 28 December 2009 18:11

Never come between a man and his music. That is a battle you can never hope to win.

israelnotjacob 20

Monday 28 December 2009 18:18

Your boyfriend is an idiot. Dump him.

lostfaithinpppl 19

Monday 28 December 2009 18:49

Fishing/asking for compliments, I-love-you's and such never pays off. Plus, it's a sign of being emotionally needy. Don't do it next time.

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Today, I asked out a girl I’ve been hanging out with for a few months. She said, “That’s kind of gross.” When I asked her about, it she said, “My friends will think you’re creepy” followed by, “You’re not actually a creep, they say you look like one.” I groom myself every day like a normal person. FML

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Today, I went looking for a childhood doll - I remembered that my mum kept her in her bedside cabinet. I could see the doll at the back, but there was stuff in the way, so I reached in and took some of it out, only to find I was holding one of my mum's toys… a big black rubber cock. FML

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Today, after being together for 8 months, I learned that not only was my boyfriend a liar, but that he is also married, and has been for 4 years. FML

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You deserved it 272

Today, I got unbelievably drunk and pissed in the corner of my room, all over a plug socket, which blew out the electrics. FML

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You deserved it 43 655

Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML

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Today, I'm so single, I signed up for a free consultation on an LGBT arranged marriage site. FML

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Today, a package was delivered to my house, addressed to me, clearly marked "sexual health products". Inside were condoms, birth control pills, and an invoice made out to me. My parents went ballistic and grounded me. Whoever staged this "hilarious" prank: well played, asshole. FML

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Today, my brother met my girlfriend for the first time. Instead of making a good first impression, the first thing he did was talk about how he just took a massive dump and didn't wipe very well, and that's why his hand smelled bad. FML

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