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Gene Simmons approves this FML

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was messing around with my boyfriend, trying to get him to tell me he loved me more than KISS, his favorite band. He couldn't do it. FML

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saucey12 1

Monday 28 December 2009 12:04

Well it is KISS....

xMrAndyTranx 4

Monday 28 December 2009 12:10

Should of just KISSed him and told him YOU loved him

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iambatman123 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 2:25

Ewww. I mean, Dee Snider is one thing. But KISS? Now that's just tasteless.

honeybeezy 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 4:11

asshole.

MrTrueRedneck 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 4:17

o god really, u r an IDIOT!

mina_8 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 4:54

That was stupid of you. Would you like it if he was trying to get you to say you loved him more than whatever you like? He's probably sick of your mind games.

lifeisaplay 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 5:44

So what if he couldn't do it? He still loves you right?

VanillaSparkles 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 6:51

Ambiguous term "messing around". Does messing around = joking or does messing around = sexual foreplay? His response has different weight depending on what kind of situation it is in.

Phobic_fml 14

Tuesday 29 December 2009 7:04

good man.

altkat 3

Tuesday 29 December 2009 7:51

Good to know he's got his priorities straight. But really, good for him. Be happy it's not Miley Citrus or something.

kemar7856 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 8:05

ur gonna get upset over a band...-_- get over it.. alicia keys is number #1 for me lmao

GreenDayRHCP 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 11:10

I don't love my boyfriend more than Green Day, RHCP, or Nirvana. ... then again, I'm single. BUT, bands will come first.

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