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Gene Simmons approves this FML

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was messing around with my boyfriend, trying to get him to tell me he loved me more than KISS, his favorite band. He couldn't do it. FML

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saucey12 1

Monday 28 December 2009 12:04

Well it is KISS....

xMrAndyTranx 4

Monday 28 December 2009 12:10

Should of just KISSed him and told him YOU loved him

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aprilmay91 0

Sunday 11 March 2012 13:54

See KISS live and you will understand.

paintmysky 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 1:59

KISS is pretty awesome. It's hard to compare.

kaeleydanielle 0

Wednesday 16 May 2012 15:49

they ARE the hottest band in the world...

fuzz97 23

Wednesday 17 April 2013 7:30

KISS' fanbase ******* sucks. Case in point, OP's boyfriend

The_9th_Doctor 18

Friday 20 September 2013 15:38

KISS will always come first

Velimir Tchatchevsky 6

Friday 19 May 2017 15:32

He's your boyfriend, not husband of 20 yrs or something. Why would you think you are more important in his life than his life-long most favorite band? I bet you you'll be lying if you say you love him more than your favorite part of your make up, or your favorite shoes for that matter.

KrazyKatz3 26

Sunday 9 July 2017 5:11

My boyfriend likes his dog more than me. These are things we have to live with...

EmDizzle2007 28

Monday 26 August 2019 23:21

seniority. one of y'all have been around longer.

Kira_ 2

Friday 6 August 2021 20:07

I willing to bet he was looking for pun opportunity and just couldn’t find it

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