Foreshadowing

By JB. - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Somerset

Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
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greenie213 23

Past wives, future wives, midwives, good wives, bad wives, big wives, tall wives, fat wives, skinny wives. The list goes on and on!

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lilmisslovely13 15

Honestly, dont worry about it. He was probably just saying it because he was angry and wanted to win

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JustDerpin 11

Did anyone else notice the username of "JB"?

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perdix 29

Yes, but it is not Justin Bieber. Given that the OP is in Kentucky, JB stands for Jim Beam Kentucky Bourbon. Coincidentally, that's the perfect antidote when subject to too much* Justin Bieber "music." *any

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RentaName 15

We all say things we don't mean sometimes. Hopefully this was the case.

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photoquilty 6

Ugh. Mine does the same kind of asshole things.

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mskimbelinapham 5

Crap. Act like you're irreplaceable? Show him what's up...

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liv_graham 7

Go tell him you're not my only current husband.

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gavo 8

think yourself lucky! you could be his ex wife!

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kriz_allizwell 6

"current wifes can shock you, you know?"

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