Foreshadowing

By JB. - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Somerset

Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
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greenie213 23

Past wives, future wives, midwives, good wives, bad wives, big wives, tall wives, fat wives, skinny wives. The list goes on and on!

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Sandman366 6

Not anymore! (Unless you're extremely tolerant of this kind of jerk.)

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The_F3rris 11

He sounds like a keeper. Does he take that ego off before he goes to bed at night? It'd be a shame if it got wrinkly.

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peterf1983 3

Lol. Now go make him a sandwich!

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erinchick1 7

WTF! That's a red flag right there that he's probably cheating on you.

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chippa 24

Skeptic... They were just arguing. Good luck with your future relationships.

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kitkattgirl 2

Yeah, insults like that are common in a marriage. Arguments bring out the worst in spouses. Since we don't know who's at fault for the argument or what OP said that was probably just as terrible, it's difficult to put all the blame on him. That was very clever and funny, however.

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sillymoony 0

He's like taking you for granted. You don't deserve him.

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