Foreshadowing

By JB. - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Somerset

Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
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greenie213 23

Past wives, future wives, midwives, good wives, bad wives, big wives, tall wives, fat wives, skinny wives. The list goes on and on!

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sweetmama88 6

What a stupid joke like that !

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crzybtchxx 2

Well hope he knows you get half or more of his shit if he devorces you

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st333ph 12

That's when you yell back "NOT ANYMORE SUCKAAAAA!"

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TurquoiseJesus 15

To the husband's credit, that was a pretty good line to end the argument with.

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KiddNYC1O 20

"You're the only current douchebag!"

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devydev92 5

He might have only been upset, everyone can get irrational and speak without thinking when they fight..

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afropuffjake 9

Well people do say ****** up things during arguments... Hopefully he only said it in retort to something mean you also said and neither of you meant it :-)

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Eric125125 13

He's got his priorities in line :D

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