Love: Foot in mouth

Foot in mouth

By emix - 17/06/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, I was dropping my new boyfriend off at his house. I'd never been there before, so he was giving me directions as I drove. We passed a small trailer home on the right. Without thinking, I said, "I'm so glad I don't live in a house like that." My boyfriend told me to turn right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 158

You deserved it 67 127

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By caughttt - 10/02/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 253

You deserved it 43 638

By Anonimo - 08/11/2012 21:22 - Italy - Monserrato

Today, after a year of living with my boyfriend at our new place, he told me that he wants to sell our house and live in a trailer, so he can be closer to his mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 096

You deserved it 2 619

By Anonymous - 22/10/2012 03:19 - United States

Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 236

You deserved it 5 159

By Time for a haircut - 21/05/2013 19:05 - United States

Today, I was getting out of my car, when my new neighbor asked if I'd help him unhitch a trailer. On my way over, he said, "Oh never mind, I thought you were a boy." I am a boy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 857

You deserved it 7 059

By ac13 - 27/06/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 019

You deserved it 3 788

By HardTimes - 02/06/2019 20:00

Today, I came home from three months off the continent. My parents drove me home, and when we drove past our house, I assumed we were going for a welcome home supper. Instead, we drove to a dilapidated trailer and my parents said, "Welcome home." We used to live in a large, beautiful two-story house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 167

You deserved it 191

By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 392

You deserved it 2 670

Lost

By Anonymous - 14/05/2012 14:22 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, a friend who I hadn't seen in a while offered to give me a ride. I didn't really know how to give directions to my house, so when we had been driving for a while and it was getting awkward, I just pointed at a random house and pretended to live there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 666

You deserved it 39 395

Where to now?

By Anonymous - 10/07/2012 05:55 - United States

Today, I was finally leaving my hometown to live in my dream city. Everything was packed, keys were handed in, goodbyes were made. The moment my truck began pulling out to get underway, the guy I'd gotten a room from in my new city called to inform me that he'd decided to rent to someone else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 744

You deserved it 2 227

By whatever - 09/08/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 879

You deserved it 27 391

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 18 June 2009 9:38

If you ended up dumping him because of the house he lives in, then you're a bitch.... Not saying you are though, just making a presumption.

LysssNysss 1

Thursday 18 June 2009 9:41

It seems like every fml is the same. "Today, I said something without thinking. FML"

Comments

1bored 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 10:20

Jaja lol at #8

kellster 2

Thursday 18 June 2009 10:23

You didn't know he lived in a trailer and you're dating him? I know he's a new boyfriend, but... come on now!

SweetestSin 4

Thursday 18 June 2009 10:32

When the trailer is a rockin don't go a knockin!!! YDI a place a person lives in doesn't make who they are! Who cares if it's a trailer or a mansion as long as they are good hearted people. If he had been homeless and sleeping behind a dumpster and wanting to sleep with chicks for 100 bucks thats a different story

dan148 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 10:43

Rot in he'll u dumb little bitch hahahahahA

atruegem 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 10:56

A trailer isn't necessarily worse than a house. it is all about the upkeep. I'd rather live in a nice trailer than in an ugly little house. Oh... and you DO realise that times are kind tough at the moment? what a prime example of igorance

mishel 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 10:56

Do all of the people overreacting to the trailer part... live in a trailer or date someone living in a trailer? I think the OP was just trying to make conversation with her new BF.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Sunday 8 June 2014 14:46

Yeah, but she was still being a judgemental bitch. I lived in a doublewide until I was 16 and it wasn't horrible. 4 of us lived comfortably in it. We aren't and weren't poor, but sometimes a house isn't in the cards for some people until years later. I'd rather live in a trailer than be homeless.

Gorillazx22 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 11:28

You should have crashed to avoid awkwardness lol

Jimboom 11

Thursday 18 June 2009 11:38

And you wonder why you have never been there before? It's probably because he knew you would be a judgemental ass about it. F your boyfriends life for having such a snob for a g/f.

Squidipus 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 15:25

Don't judge Americans by what you read here - most of the commenters and posters are ignorant high school kids. Check out www.textsfromlastnight.com the commenters are less condescending and the content is a lot more entertaining.