Love: Foot in mouth

Foot in mouth

By emix - 17/06/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, I was dropping my new boyfriend off at his house. I'd never been there before, so he was giving me directions as I drove. We passed a small trailer home on the right. Without thinking, I said, "I'm so glad I don't live in a house like that." My boyfriend told me to turn right. FML

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You deserved it 67 128

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By caughttt - 10/02/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

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You deserved it 43 639

By Anonimo - 08/11/2012 21:22 - Italy - Monserrato

Today, after a year of living with my boyfriend at our new place, he told me that he wants to sell our house and live in a trailer, so he can be closer to his mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 096

You deserved it 2 620

By Anonymous - 22/10/2012 03:19 - United States

Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 236

You deserved it 5 159

By Time for a haircut - 21/05/2013 19:05 - United States

Today, I was getting out of my car, when my new neighbor asked if I'd help him unhitch a trailer. On my way over, he said, "Oh never mind, I thought you were a boy." I am a boy. FML

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You deserved it 7 059

By ac13 - 27/06/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML

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You deserved it 3 788

By HardTimes - 02/06/2019 20:00

Today, I came home from three months off the continent. My parents drove me home, and when we drove past our house, I assumed we were going for a welcome home supper. Instead, we drove to a dilapidated trailer and my parents said, "Welcome home." We used to live in a large, beautiful two-story house. FML

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You deserved it 191

By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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You deserved it 2 670

Lost

By Anonymous - 14/05/2012 14:22 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, a friend who I hadn't seen in a while offered to give me a ride. I didn't really know how to give directions to my house, so when we had been driving for a while and it was getting awkward, I just pointed at a random house and pretended to live there. FML

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You deserved it 39 396

Where to now?

By Anonymous - 10/07/2012 05:55 - United States

Today, I was finally leaving my hometown to live in my dream city. Everything was packed, keys were handed in, goodbyes were made. The moment my truck began pulling out to get underway, the guy I'd gotten a room from in my new city called to inform me that he'd decided to rent to someone else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 744

You deserved it 2 227

By whatever - 09/08/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML

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You deserved it 27 391

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 18 June 2009 9:38

If you ended up dumping him because of the house he lives in, then you're a bitch.... Not saying you are though, just making a presumption.

LysssNysss 1

Thursday 18 June 2009 9:41

It seems like every fml is the same. "Today, I said something without thinking. FML"

Comments

roflmaonade 2

Thursday 18 June 2009 19:20

i would say the same thing. no one would LIKE to live in a trailer, not to say you'd hate to date someone living in a trailer. so all high n mighty hater comments above can just go bash their heads in with their keyboards.

blondegurl718 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 19:22

I live in a trailer, and I am NOT trailer trash. And I don't see why people judge people who live in trailers. They think its trashy, but its not. Its how you act...such as (cussing a whole lot, rude, are slobs) stuff like that. But I live in a trailer and we do none of that. My dad owns a 2 story house but sadly I dont live there...It's easier to sneak out! Lol I am only 13, Teenagers these days. Haha but you are right, no one would like to. (:

babooshk 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 19:56

SNOBBY RICH BITCHHHH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA POOOR BOYFRIENDD:(

that_one_dude 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 20:16

I can't believe you. Shame on you. I'm so glad I got over being like this....In middle school!!!

christopherlove 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 20:18

Newsflash. Plenty of normal people live in mobile homes. Stereotype much? Did you be sure to mention how you can't stand money-grubbing Jews, then find out his last name is Rosenstein?

HondaGirl2010 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 20:32

I hope you end up in the most disgusting trailer house in the county. YDI for that comment. You need to see what it's like to live in one. I'm glad I don't have your horrible snobish personality. *Smiles* =]

fireandice92 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 20:38

That's okay. When me and one of my best friends first walked 2 my house she was saying"look at that box shaped house, it doesn't go with this block" it was my house lol we joke about it now so I'm sure you guys will too

jeansnpearls 21

Tuesday 15 December 2015 4:37

I love this comment! U have an awesome sense of humor!

bollywood_rocks 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 21:08

LOL. Hey isnt Rockmart in NW GA close to carpet capital?

Fcukmywholelife 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 21:26

First off, You are a bitch. Why? because you should be thank ful that at lease you HAVE a place to live in. Second, You might have hurt his feelings. He deserves a better girl