Love: Foot in mouth

Foot in mouth

By emix - 17/06/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, I was dropping my new boyfriend off at his house. I'd never been there before, so he was giving me directions as I drove. We passed a small trailer home on the right. Without thinking, I said, "I'm so glad I don't live in a house like that." My boyfriend told me to turn right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 158

You deserved it 67 127

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By caughttt - 10/02/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 253

You deserved it 43 638

By Anonimo - 08/11/2012 21:22 - Italy - Monserrato

Today, after a year of living with my boyfriend at our new place, he told me that he wants to sell our house and live in a trailer, so he can be closer to his mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 096

You deserved it 2 619

By Anonymous - 22/10/2012 03:19 - United States

Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 236

You deserved it 5 159

By Time for a haircut - 21/05/2013 19:05 - United States

Today, I was getting out of my car, when my new neighbor asked if I'd help him unhitch a trailer. On my way over, he said, "Oh never mind, I thought you were a boy." I am a boy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 857

You deserved it 7 059

By ac13 - 27/06/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 019

You deserved it 3 788

By HardTimes - 02/06/2019 20:00

Today, I came home from three months off the continent. My parents drove me home, and when we drove past our house, I assumed we were going for a welcome home supper. Instead, we drove to a dilapidated trailer and my parents said, "Welcome home." We used to live in a large, beautiful two-story house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 167

You deserved it 191

By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 392

You deserved it 2 670

Lost

By Anonymous - 14/05/2012 14:22 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, a friend who I hadn't seen in a while offered to give me a ride. I didn't really know how to give directions to my house, so when we had been driving for a while and it was getting awkward, I just pointed at a random house and pretended to live there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 666

You deserved it 39 395

Where to now?

By Anonymous - 10/07/2012 05:55 - United States

Today, I was finally leaving my hometown to live in my dream city. Everything was packed, keys were handed in, goodbyes were made. The moment my truck began pulling out to get underway, the guy I'd gotten a room from in my new city called to inform me that he'd decided to rent to someone else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 744

You deserved it 2 227

By whatever - 09/08/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 879

You deserved it 27 391

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 18 June 2009 9:38

If you ended up dumping him because of the house he lives in, then you're a bitch.... Not saying you are though, just making a presumption.

LysssNysss 1

Thursday 18 June 2009 9:41

It seems like every fml is the same. "Today, I said something without thinking. FML"

Comments

pempem 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 14:12

Just tell him you were just joking. Guys are not easily upset, don't sorry. 

barlessprison 16

Thursday 18 June 2009 14:13

asswipe. you managed to piss your boyfriend and another random stranger (#7) in such a short period of time. you deserve an award.

Phallus_fml 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 14:16

*****.

isthisonetaken 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 14:28

mmmmm foot!

jgars575 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 18:47

truth

drinkupgorgeous 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 12:03

that was deep.

p00p0ster0us 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 14:30

I think a small trailer is better than a big empty heart.

p00p0ster0us 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 14:37

#43, guys are all different and when you suggest that where a guy is living is not good enough for you (assuming it's not a Dickensian-style tragedy) then you cross a line you may not be aware you crossed, but you crossed it and he knows it, and he may not mention it, but it will 'inform' his opinion of you. And if he thought she was remarking on his financial status and suggesting it was too low-rent to be graced by her amazing personage (though she didn't know it was his) then he might begin to wonder if her interest in him extends only to his ability to produce money, semen, and trips to Home Depot and her mother's house on the weekend while quieting the voice in her head (and possibly her mother's head) that she's still young enough to have babies but hasn't got a financially-stable semen supplier yet.

FuzzyWalnuts 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 15:05

YDI but FYL all the same

Verenek 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 15:15

agrew with #30 lol

BAbyR 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 15:17

wooooooow

aback 4

Thursday 18 June 2009 15:21

I have to wonder how old he is, and how old you are. His trailer may be bought and paid for. You might be living in Daddy's McMansion that's up for foreclosure in a few months. Not enough information, but at least now he knows you're shallow.