Fair enough…

By badboyfriends - 15/05/2009 05:44 - United States

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Today, my best friend got a new boyfriend. She asked him what he wanted for his upcoming birthday, and he said he just wanted to hang out with her and watch a movie or two. I thought it was sweet, so I asked my boyfriend what he would like for his upcoming birthday. He said a blow job. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 184
You deserved it 47 588

Same thing different taste

Top comments

i have a feeling that your boyfriend was the honest one...

Comments

#35, if its a birthday steak, it had better be an Omaha Steak! ;) Now if you'll excuse me while I go grill up a few flat irons...

EggsBenedict 0

Well, do you think your best friend's bf really "just wanted to hangout with her and watch a movie or two"? ...I think he has other things in mind

DONTbEMO 0

When your birthday comes up and he asks you, Just say you want him to eat you out. Sounds fair enough. YDI

gonzaval 0

I wish My husband ask for that he is acting like a woman in my relation ship I am always asking for that and he always says no your bfnd is onest

Blue_Coconuts 7

Birthday BJ's should come anyway, with or without another gift.

kendalle_fml 0

Meh, he's your boyfriend, if he asked i assume you have done it before and don't mind. Go all out buy him hand cuffs and all. Then think of something good for your bday!

**** yeah #47 On my birthday, I would NEVER ask for a *******.... I ask for dozens of ********... preferably one per hour (but that's just unrealistic... so the count usually sticks to around 4-8 for the day). And does my girlfriend mind? NO. she loves me and enjoys making me happy. You, dear lady, are a stuck up bitch.

RiverRelic 0

Maybe you could trade your bf for the posters who complain that their bf chose to watch TV instead of getting it on. Then everybody would be happy.

Ha #38, reality bites :) I don't mind giving one to a guy I love though.