Sleep Schedule Struggles By FML Videos - 23/08/2018 19:30 The end of summer vacation means no more 4am bedtime! I agree, your life sucks 441 You deserved it 112 Share Tweet Share
Today, I told my husband that I'm jealous of all the other girls whose husbands always take pictures of them together and post them online. He responded by posting a picture of himself, with me on the toilet in the background, captioned, "The bitch on the pot." FML I agree, your life sucks 49 123 You deserved it 19 038
Today, my step-dad was talking about how he was raised in Las Vegas, telling stories about him and his buddies, until he stopped, looked right at my mom and said, "Find her, feed her, f*ck her, forget her. But I never forgot your mom, that's how I stole her from your dad." FML I agree, your life sucks 59 380 You deserved it 4 153
Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML I agree, your life sucks 63 750 You deserved it 40 315
Today, at work at daycare, this kid was coughing really bad, so I put my hand in front of his mouth in case he was choking on something so he could spit it out. But nope he wasn't choking, he was sick. He puked right into my hands. FML I agree, your life sucks 14 005 You deserved it 28 635
Today, I was babysitting a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. I asked her, "Do you got your bag?" And she said, "No. I have my bag. Babies say got. I'm a big girl." I am 20 years old and in the honors program in my college. I was corrected by a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. FML I agree, your life sucks 17 203 You deserved it 102 003
Today, I walked from my friend's wedding to my divorce. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 286 You deserved it 2 192
Today, I had to take care of my best friend while she was drunk. This meant changing her pee-soaked sheets, making her take a bath to get all the baby powder off, and making her put clothes on as she tried to run out the house naked. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 322 You deserved it 4 619
Today, I coughed so much I threw up, then whilst recovering from throwing up, a fly flew into my mouth and I ate it. I then promptly threw up again. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 630 You deserved it 2 095
So cute