Fair enough…

By badboyfriends - 15/05/2009 05:44 - United States

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Today, my best friend got a new boyfriend. She asked him what he wanted for his upcoming birthday, and he said he just wanted to hang out with her and watch a movie or two. I thought it was sweet, so I asked my boyfriend what he would like for his upcoming birthday. He said a blow job. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 184
You deserved it 47 588

Same thing different taste

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i have a feeling that your boyfriend was the honest one...

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birthday bj's are great, but hanging with my girl is a great day regardless of what goes on.

weightloss 0

oh geezee. girl, its not that bad. my boyfriend asks for sex haha. i know where you are coming from, but hey, boys will be boys. just get him all unhorny by doing whatever, THEN you all can chill and cuddle (: trust me, it just works a lot betterr

fyl? ask any guy, every guy wants a bj for their bday, what girl doesnt give their bf a bj for their bday XD

j1026 0

New boyfriends are always sweeter

You've never heard of the birthday *******? Humor him, it's his birthday.

ssco10 0

hmmm watching movies and hanging out means ********

You guys are all idiots. She wanted her boyfriend to say something sweet to her, even if it translated into a ********. Instead he was an ass and came right out by saying he wanted her to suck his dick for his birthday. If he really knew her, he would know she wanted him to be romantic. Also, what's with all this nonsense about not having to buy him a gift. I LIKE buying my boyfriend gifts for his birthday. It shows I care. Any cheap hooker can give him a BJ. She's not in this relationship so she can "luck out" by not spending money and if we're talking about HER than why should she have to pleasure HIM. It is SERIOUSLY ****** up! If he told her he wanted to just be with her, MAYBE he would have gotten his BJ which, apparently, is all guys think about you sexist bastards (AKA #77, #78, #70, #66, #75...)

they're sweeter but the intentions are the same. Some guys are blunt and some prefer to use a sweeter choice of words. I woulda said the same thing though lolz

liveitlearnit 0

FML should have a "Who cares?" button. Because, really, WHO CARES? Maybe you should just give the boy a ******* instead of being sad that he's not as adorable as your best friend's guy. You asked.

#3 is right, after a little while her boy won't be acting the same. They always pretend to be that way at first.