Ironic and Miscellaneous: DMV blues

DMV blues

By HellisLikeTheDMV - 13/07/2012 15:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML

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Classic

By anonymous - 18/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML

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Detained

By emptypockets - 31/10/2014 13:35 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML

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You deserved it 6 906

By fml_seriouslyfml - 07/06/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML

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You deserved it 43 392

By pissedandpoor - 15/04/2016 17:50 - United States - Meadville

Today, my wallet got stolen. I had a bunch of cash, my SS card and my license in it. Now I have to replace everything, only to have to renew my license again when I turn 21 in June. FML

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By baddriver - 31/01/2012 17:17 - United States

Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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You deserved it 33 541

By starstruck - 20/11/2009 09:36 - France

Today, I misplaced my wallet. Fortunately, I knew exactly where it was. Unfortunately, I had just taken out the only form of picture ID that morning. I couldn't stop the finders from laughing as they saw my fake celebrity entertainment ID while I tried to convince them it was actually my wallet. FML

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You deserved it 18 052

By Dixienornous - 03/06/2016 11:05 - United States - Rohnert Park

Today, my wallet got stolen. I don't have a photo ID to get a temporary debit card, and since I don't have a debit card, I can't go to the DMV to get a new license. FML

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Too late

By Boyufd - 15/10/2019 02:00

Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML

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LolSarcasm 14

Friday 13 July 2012 18:53

I would think that's the first place you check?

Enslaved 36

Friday 13 July 2012 19:17

Even though I'm not suppose to, I have an extra copy of my driver's license. I keep it in my car's glove box incase I forget my purse at home. It's come in handy.

Comments

anniekins 6

Friday 13 July 2012 21:08

Its okay, stuff like this happens to everyone. Don't feel too bad about it.

DeadxManxWalking 27

Friday 13 July 2012 21:13

Women always lose stuff in their purses. It's like a black hole.

andiewithlove 21

Friday 13 July 2012 21:36

True that -___- I reorganize my purse only to find it looking like a nuclear bomb went off in it five minutes later. Smh

kaspike123 0

Friday 13 July 2012 21:15

You should have checked there first that's what I do.

sougstad 7

Friday 13 July 2012 21:29

It's a conspiracy I tell you

Skylansmile 11

Friday 13 July 2012 21:34

At least you didn't have to pay for a brand new license?

ImaginaryFoe 0

Saturday 14 July 2012 5:00

That interrogation mark ruined what would've been a somewhat respectable comment. Similar thing happened to me and after two months of searching, I gave in and got a replacement. Found the damned thing under my refrigerator a week later. It's not a ton of money but I would rather not have donated it to the government needlessly.

rubberduckie94 13

Friday 13 July 2012 21:40

That's why I live in a small town. Never any line at the DMV. In and out in five to ten minutes.

kaymi 17

Friday 13 July 2012 21:42

Things always pop up after you either get mad, frustrated or go get a replacement. those damn gnomes in my house are always playing tricks and hiding my things. I'll catch those bastards one day!