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By Dixienornous / Friday 3 June 2016 11:05 / United States - Rohnert Park
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By  Baustigt  |  40

So you need ID, a debit card and a license. I know a guy who can get that for you. Shall I set up a meeting for say, round the back of Taco Bell, half an hour? Good. Your name is Clams O'Hare now and you sell used car batteries for a living.

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By  leJar  |  14

As soon as I read the word "Today," I knew this was an FML

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  rhyspiecesno8  |  18

Why can't people take jokes on this app

By  Korentai  |  18

Sorry that happened to you OP... Because I don't know much about that stuff, I can't really help you, but at least I CAN give you my blessing. Good luck with that!

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  chessu  |  17

How can people possibly think a drivers licence is of higher value than a passport!?

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  Kristoffer  |  28

The only thing a driver's license counts for that a passport can't stand in for, is driving. You have to have your license in your possession in order to drive in the U.S. though other countries may have more lenient rules.

By  UnstumpableTrump  |  10

Good thing Trump will fux stuff like this.

By  Baustigt  |  40

So you need ID, a debit card and a license. I know a guy who can get that for you. Shall I set up a meeting for say, round the back of Taco Bell, half an hour? Good. Your name is Clams O'Hare now and you sell used car batteries for a living.

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  manofmerr  |  26

You should go with something more plain, like Azraiel Agustus the third who is a cat psychic. Thats much less conspicuous than a used car battery salesman named ohare.

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  mezochan  |  29

I've never had to give the bank my ID as long as I know my account number and SSN. But, all banks have different policies, so OP's bank may require a valid photo ID to withdraw.

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  gemstone586  |  12

I've worked in a bank for 10 years... if you've had your wallet stolen they're going to work with you as much as possible. a good bank will have your photo ID on file.

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  kirasant  |  19

Can't say I've ever been asked for my ID for a check at the DMV for a replacement ID. Probably because I'm already there to get an ID, and thus they accept the info I have brought them for the ID itself.

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