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By unsatisfying - 28/10/2010 05:05 - Australia

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Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
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nibawan 0

maybe she was checking to see if you passed the one minute mark yet

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mjacksjack 0

that means you are boring her. u should have vibrate her off first.

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odexy 12

I'd usually check the time during sex to see how long my boyfriend has lasted. Maybe she was doing the same?

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s8n666 0

maybe you lasted longer than normal and she was timing it.

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tdurden 0

I would have busted on her face

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glitchedgamer 0

Maybe she was just wondering what time it was? God, people will find the dumbest shit just to say FML.

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mexipunker 0

Ydi for sucking at sex and failing at life.

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randiZ25 0

maybe she was impresses by your stamina???

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sarcdude 3

Implications of hitting on you aside, you sound like my kinda woman.

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