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By unsatisfying - 28/10/2010 05:05 - Australia

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Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
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nibawan 0

maybe she was checking to see if you passed the one minute mark yet

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MoreLemonPledge 0

hurry it up her favorite show was about to come on

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MoreLemonPledge 0

maybe she needed a shower before her shift started on the corner

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chilllls 0

blow on her face and then throw the clock at her and ask her what time is it now.

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Mzdeleonpatron 0

Do it harder faster and deeper and you won't have that problem

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sarcdude 3

you must run away with me! to the ends of the earth! or paris or something. (if this works, whoever gave me a thumbs down is just a playa-hata. XD)

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sherivengeance 3

might wanna shake things up a bit hun. sex can get really really boring if there is no spice/passion in a relationship.

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zxpr0jk 0

YDI for sucking(or not sucking enough) in bed.

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