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By unsatisfying - 28/10/2010 05:05 - Australia

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Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
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nibawan 0

maybe she was checking to see if you passed the one minute mark yet

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fibsville 3

So? Maybe she had to be somewhere. Sex doesn't mean the rest of your life grinds to a halt.

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nikkired 0

She was checking to see if you kept to your 60 second schedule.

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SaintE_fml 0

60 seconds that's forever, he's a beast!!! ;)

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MaximilianMarche 0

stoopid steelers fan

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DjeePee 24

Pff, sometimes even I check the time, just to make sure we both will be able to come. But I'm guessing your wife didn't enjoy the sex. Maybe you should communicate.

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perdix 29

She was checking the second hand to see when your sweaty, smelly unpleasantness would be over so she could go finish the job with her favorite *****.

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DarkHelmet 10

Another EPIC WIN for Perdix!!! LMAO

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TinyDude 10

Shes waiting for the 6 o clock news

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imright24 0

Just making sure time isn't standing still.

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ArianS2 0

She has an appointment with someone else also. Learn to share. Stop being so selfish and take a long time to finish us. Making people wait is not a good thing.

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ZTB13 4

AND ITS A NEW (INTER)COURSE RECORD!!!!

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