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By unsatisfying - 28/10/2010 05:05 - Australia

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Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
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nibawan 0

maybe she was checking to see if you passed the one minute mark yet

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pooper19 3

maybe she had snickerdoodles in the oven.

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lm27 5

hint hint, it means it's time to finish up

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xdeadxradiox 0

With #40s comment, did anyone else of the FMLer, Snickerdoodles, being trapped in an oven? I did! :D

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Einstein714 0

you got a nut didn't you, then this isn't an FML

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seanders 10

He should be happy most women dont get the chance to check before the man's done. She got to twice!

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MrSassypants 32

Harder, better and stronger. I'm not sure he'll want to be faster. Plus maybe she has OCD like me. I always have to check the time. Literaly always. I'm spend my whole day looking at the clock. I'm looking at it right now. Jk but I do have OCD like that.

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mak3_1t_ra1n 0

I'm sure it was just because it was so much longer than normal. she was amazed.

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slayerxx 7

lol that's pretty hilarious not gonna lie

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gordodestroyo 0

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22cute 17

Find a little technique for pleasing her & not just yourself.

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withered 30

I think a selfish partner is more thoughtless than someone not pretending to enjoy bad sex.

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marinus_fml 19

She's just checking to see if you beat your old personal best.

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gusgus36 5

YDI...it must have been super boring for her to be checking the time. or maybe it was a quickie in the morning and she needed to get ready for work or she'd be late, in which case maybe it doesn't say anything about your performance.

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DarkHelmet 10

Why are you trying to get OPs hopes up...if she checked twice in that timeframe he was doing horribly dreadful

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gusgus36 5

best case scenario? lol yeah unlikely but I guess you never know

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BadKitty13 28

Guess you better step up your game a bit !!! Oh and stop being so BORING !!

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Cinn_fml 22

Don't bore her then. Either she wasn't really up for it but was feeling too nice to turn you down, or you generally don't do it for her. Maybe you should ask which?

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beccusmaximus 0

Or maybe she had somewhere to be? Late for work maybe? Or perhaps she wanted to go to sleep. Who knows. Either way, if she was enjoying herself, she wouldn't have had to check the time at all.

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Cinn_fml 22

Yes, maybe she was conscientious of being late. But surely that would come under the heading of being too nice to turn him down but him wanting it?

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