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By unsatisfying - 28/10/2010 05:05 - Australia

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Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
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nibawan 0

maybe she was checking to see if you passed the one minute mark yet

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CallMeHush 0

She just wanted to make sure you were done before her boyfriend showed up.

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de2391 7

you just suck in the sack

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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Especially if OP doesn't suck when she's in the sack. Then she'd suck in the sack. That would suck!

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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Sounds like she had time to post an FML. Anyone see anything in moderation?

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thewife5 19

you must turn her on first and make sure she's in the mood for her to participate.. and you might want to try complimenting her once a day randomly for no reason.. put in some effort man!

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SaintE_fml 0

maybe you were having your personal best, stay focused stroker

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fluffycats 0

quit fukin bitching atleast u got to have sex

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