Love, Awkward and Dreams: Kinda sus - FML

Kinda sus

By Anonymous - 19/04/2023 15:00 - United States - Bossier City

Today, I yet again dreamt of the girl I loved in elementary school. She isn’t the woman I wound up marrying. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I randomly bumped into the girl of my dreams, my high school sweetheart whom I lost 15 years ago when my parents decided to emigrate us. I couldn’t help myself, I went up to her hoping the old spark was still there. She was just as sweet now as she was then, just heavily pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 12:00

Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML

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By Faxshadow - 07/01/2009 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

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Missing the one

By Anonymous - 01/03/2021 11:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I had a dream where I was with my last girlfriend, from five years ago. Nothing dirty. Just leaning on each other, talking, and smiling. Woke up and felt like she was really here, and now I miss her as much as when she had to leave the country. FML

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By HeadTrauma - 20/01/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML

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No friends left

By Anonymous - 18/11/2020 17:02 - United States

Today, I’ve dreamt of going back to high school so many times, every morning I wake up thinking I finished it twice and still have all my friends. FML

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By Sarsippius - 18/05/2013 05:22

Today, I took a nap, and I had a dream that my ex-girlfriend got back together with me. I woke up in a great mood. When I went back to bed, I dreamed that she broke up with me, again. FML

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Still a better a love story than Alien vs. Predator

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, the girl who I had a desperate crush on in high school 25 years ago, and who would never go out with me, told me that she was actually head over heels in love with me, but was so cripplingly shy that she couldn't say yes. She's divorced now. I'm married. FML

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Do you remember?

By Anonymous - 18/01/2016 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML

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Missed connections

By Anonymous - 05/09/2021 05:01 - United States - San Diego

Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML

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Top comments

BurnInDemonFire 33

Thursday 20 April 2023 0:26

If you're holding onto a fantasy of a girl who made you feel strange in elementary school, that's a you problem. If she's your wife it's insane to think she'd retain the innocent personality of a young child as an adult. If she's not your wife, then your dreams of the "love" you had for this girl is just as creepy as wanting your wife to be a child-like adult.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 20 April 2023 3:27

You can get a divorce and pursue your elementary school crush. That's the obvious, sane way to understand the dream, right?

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Thursday 20 April 2023 0:26

If you're holding onto a fantasy of a girl who made you feel strange in elementary school, that's a you problem. If she's your wife it's insane to think she'd retain the innocent personality of a young child as an adult. If she's not your wife, then your dreams of the "love" you had for this girl is just as creepy as wanting your wife to be a child-like adult.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 20 April 2023 3:27

You can get a divorce and pursue your elementary school crush. That's the obvious, sane way to understand the dream, right?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 22 April 2023 5:17

In elementary school? Dude, you don't even know what love is at that age. This is very disturbing.

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