Transportation: BIKES! - FML

BIKES!

By zinka - 25/07/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I took the bus to Boston. My bike is in Boston. My bike lock is in Boston. The key is in New York. FML

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You deserved it 38 075

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By anonymous - 22/12/2017 15:00

Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML

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You deserved it 3 466

By brokeasscollegelife - 20/11/2015 21:25 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML

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You deserved it 3 456

By Blue_Heart - 05/09/2015 18:47 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML

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You deserved it 1 964

By getyourownbike - 12/05/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML

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You deserved it 12 919

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By Kayla - 18/12/2011 05:25 - United States

Today, I had to take two buses home from a friend's house. After waiting in the cold for the second bus for 40 minutes, it finally came and I realized that I'd left my wallet on the first bus. It took me 2 hours to walk home and I was locked out because my house key is attached to my wallet. FML

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You deserved it 7 753

By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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You deserved it 3 173

By Argh - 03/11/2013 20:18 - France - Saivres

Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 903

You deserved it 9 270

By jwhizzle - 20/10/2011 11:51 - Australia

Today, I found my "lost" bicycle in my best friend's garage. I've been having to catch two buses to get to work for the past few months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 262

You deserved it 3 041

By UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 865

You deserved it 3 410

By Anonymous - 12/11/2008 08:10 - France

Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 935

You deserved it 11 408

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Top comments

nmirles 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 11:58

Guess you're going to have to cut the lock. Easy fix.

DiTHL 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 11:56

hahah you ****** up.

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Qup 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 3:29

doh!

spillproof 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 8:59

Conan

legion13 0

Monday 3 August 2009 8:38

Bolt cutters! Dip shit!

emilialoriana_fml 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 10:01

one word : STUPIDITY . YDI. lol

Iwantsushi1234 3

Friday 16 April 2010 14:36

Your a bloody legend mate...

danielleeycakes 3

Saturday 22 May 2010 5:04

yeaaaaah, boston baby.!! ;3

foodlover123 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 4:19

take a garden clipper and cut the lock

immaacdcfan 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 3:25

epic fail

nullify1337 0

Monday 11 April 2011 6:37

i dont know if this has been said yet but cut the lock and #10 idk what is more sad the fact that u think the word "uber" is still cool or that you actually took the time to find the umlaut epic fail

kumar1995 4

Saturday 7 July 2012 17:27

instead of wasting all tht money to go and get key and the bike,just buy a new one

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an African dance workout DVD. Just as I felt confident and motivated about getting in shape, I realized that my window was wide open and my neighbors were getting a front row seat to me waving my arms in the air like an idiot. FML

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Today, I went to Walmart with my girlfriend. We bought the usual, food, Advil and condoms. While I waited in line, she went to grab everything. When she came back, I looked in the cart and saw no condoms. I asked her why she didn't get any. She replied "They ran out of smalls." Everyone laughed. FML

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Today, I went to get insurance and I have a non-fault third party claim and yet my insurance has gone up. I wasn't even in the car when someone hit it. Why have I got penalised? They claim I'm now "statistically more likely to get in an accident." My car was parked. FML

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