Transportation: BIKES!

BIKES!

By zinka - 25/07/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I took the bus to Boston. My bike is in Boston. My bike lock is in Boston. The key is in New York. FML

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You deserved it 38 075

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By anonymous - 22/12/2017 15:00

Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML

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By brokeasscollegelife - 20/11/2015 21:25 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML

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By Blue_Heart - 05/09/2015 18:47 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML

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You deserved it 1 964

By getyourownbike - 12/05/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML

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By Kayla - 18/12/2011 05:25 - United States

Today, I had to take two buses home from a friend's house. After waiting in the cold for the second bus for 40 minutes, it finally came and I realized that I'd left my wallet on the first bus. It took me 2 hours to walk home and I was locked out because my house key is attached to my wallet. FML

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You deserved it 7 753

By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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You deserved it 3 173

By Argh - 03/11/2013 20:18 - France - Saivres

Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML

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You deserved it 9 270

By jwhizzle - 20/10/2011 11:51 - Australia

Today, I found my "lost" bicycle in my best friend's garage. I've been having to catch two buses to get to work for the past few months. FML

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You deserved it 3 041

By UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

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You deserved it 3 410

By Anonymous - 12/11/2008 08:10 - France

Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

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You deserved it 11 408

nmirles 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 11:58

Guess you're going to have to cut the lock. Easy fix.

DiTHL 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 11:56

hahah you ****** up.

Comments

jaxsk 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 18:16

Just take the bus back?

applenerd77 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 18:55

that was an epic FAIL.YDI keep track of your stuff

phonyreal98 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 18:56

Cut the lock and get a new one or look up a locksmith in the phonebook. Expensive and time consuming? Yes. FML? No.

applenerd77 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 19:01

i agree phonyreal98

joe320 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 19:31

Your new bolt cutters are in Boston too.

LuckyCharms_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 21:08

Haha what have we learned

wakingzombies 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 21:38

YDI for not keeping all your keys on your person at all times. That's just practical. But hey, on the bright side, you can just grab your key and head back to Boston now that you have a legit reason to get out of Jersey.

Sharrakor 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:32

Why keep ALL of your keys on your person at all times? I admit it can be practical, but there are oodles of exceptions to that. I only have three keys: back door, shed, and car. They're all separate, i.e., not on a key chain. At no point have I EVER needed to be carrying more than one of these keys at a time. If I carried all of them all of the time, it would just be clutter in my already-crowded pockets.