Bad boy!

By sore - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, my friend and I were bouncing around on a trampoline. We brought my dog up to bounce him around. We found it hilarious. He didn't. He attacked us. FML
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Sadieladean 0

I don't blame him

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DocBastard 38

You found abusing your dog hilarious? I hope the dog attacked your ovaries so you can't pass on your glaring stupidity to others. Stupid twat.

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Sadieladean 0

I don't blame him

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Tuesdays76 0

The poor dog was probably scared to death.

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persianjr1 7

imagine how scared the dog was, I mean just imagine what it would be like if all of a sudden the ground underneath you just started to move and you were continuously flying upward. I would have attacked you to. lol. This is a definite YDI!!

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MissBunny25 0

if I were the dog, I would have nerd raged and bitten your leg off. Then I would have pissed in your mouth as you writhed in pain.

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khaya 9

I hope the dog killed your friend, and the others dogs around will kill you soon. The definition of karma.

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princessbits 17

If I were the dog I would've drop kicked you while on the trampoline

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SchiTzenGiglez 0

MissBunny I wake up every morning wishing I could meet a girl like you.

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ProhibitionRose 14

wth missbunny yet again you mention pee. o.O and I agree. you completely had it coming

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danbui 0

Haha, my dog JUMPS intonthe trapoline whenever anyone goes into it... she loves it(: ....I have a crazy dog..(:

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mfmylifesrsly 29

OP I want to put you on a giant trampoline with bouncing 70ft tall giants and see how you like it.

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Finn_the_human 5

I don't get it. I thought all dogs like bouncing.

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elainelovesyou 7

Agreed, 1. Hope he goes poopie on your face while you're sleeping later on.

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lilmisslovely13 15

^^^ i cracked up at your picture :D

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carnage1106 0

Your English teacher must hate you.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Your shift key must hate you.

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cherryblossomchi 4

let's force you to do something you don't want to do and see how you like it, but don't blame the people who forced you to do it when you get upset and lash out...moron

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

DAMN YOU, 90.

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iZDa 0

HEY my mirror thinks im sexy

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iZDa 0

so does my english teacher ad shift key

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Snowstar 0

I hate you. Well, my comment will get modded for that. So instead... C- C- COMBOBREAKER

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litlpetlvr 0

Aree. that's practically animal abuse.

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sailorzoe 14

Agreed X2 def. animal abuse.

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shes_electric 7

stop discriminating you piece of shit

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

81, cool yo' *******. Perdix is the master of wit.

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perdix 29

shes_electric, why don't you just go back into your Waterford Crystal house and eat your potatoes.

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penguinazul 13

I've been to the factory! That crystal sho is purdy! ...And btw, to be on topic: What on earth would make you think putting an animal on a trampoline was a good idea? Did you really think that was going to end well? herr-DERP indeed.

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sailorzoe 14

Is it a smart dog?

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thedrummer 0

I don't think its animal abuse, but it can still be cruel.

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missnoel 0

What the flying ****?!? Why on earth would you share that?!? You are one sick ****!!!!

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Zomg_Okay 26

YDI is normally You Deserved It. OP is Original Post(er).

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janix_fml 0

agreed^ what sort of stupid **** would stick their dog on a trampoline and think it would be 'hilarious' ?? op, you're seirously an idiot

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sailorzoe 14

I'm a smart bitch.

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jordanprodigy023 0

This has ydi written all over it.

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SnowFlakeInAK 7

The two of you have WIN written all over!! lol

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kookoo831 0

how would you feel if someone did that to you?

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shannanx 0

yeah i am ! he has grown used to it and likes to lie there in the sun now and bounce with us. lol

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OMG_N3RD 0

lilmisslovey it might not be a dog and who cares if its cuter a dogs a dig

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kiefenator 0

dog abuser lol ydi. gave me a good chuckle though.

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DocBastard 38

You found abusing your dog hilarious? I hope the dog attacked your ovaries so you can't pass on your glaring stupidity to others. Stupid twat.

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TheDrifter 23

That almost sounds healthy boners. Personally I'd have gone for something more if a deep fried sort.

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UnknwnClassicGrl 5

LOL, I hope your dog attack your ovaries! haha never heard that one before. Good one :)

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UnknwnClassicGrl 5

LOL, I hope your dog attack your ovaries! haha never heard that one before. Good one :)

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lextheplex 0

I hate when ppl respect animals more then human beings. get your priorities straight it's not right.

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ifiFaLL 1

ya i can see how you don't care you probably test every single bit of ur makeup on animals u greasy fake bitch

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lets_be_ian 5

Isn't that the purpose of having a Dog? To test your new makeup and shampoo? why the **** would you risk hurting your own eyes?

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starreidy 4

and it wouldn't be any of your business if I do or don't now would it.. go STFU I was just giving my opinion so grow up freak

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SeedlessMe 13

Well, 91, If the human is a moron, and the dog is left to fend for himself against the stupidity, then yeah- I'm siding with the dog. =)

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ProhibitionRose 14

91- do us a favor and stfu. OP is a retard for thinking it was funny and you are stupid for even opening your mouth. animals don't deserve to be disrespected. look what happens when they are.

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FlashBurn 13

91 is right, we should respect humans more. Next time she gets hit by a car, do her a favor and put her out of her misery. Poor, poor person... I agree with Doc, animal cruelty is intolerable. Humans can take it.

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itzthomas 0

lol 91, I feel the same way. xD Though I do respect them a little.

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ifiFaLL 1

91 what you said was retarded. shut your mouth bieber fangirl

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DocBastard 38

You don't need to tell lextheplex to shut her mouth. She was only voicing her opinion. My question to lextheplex is: Where did I say anything about respecting animals more than people? Am I to respect this woman who was abusing her dog? Should I feel sorry for her getting what she deserved? I give the utmost respect to the people who earn it. People who abuse anything (other people, animals, drugs, the law, etc) don't deserve respect.

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missnoel 0

91- Do you know what's worse? When stupid ignorant writers use chat speak and fail to capitalize their sentences. Way to go, you.

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Oh_No_A_Troll 0

Now now, no need to call her names. I agree she is stupid, but you could have said it in a nicer way. (Funny comment though)

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FMLsOhilarious 6

Lol good one Doc

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atitud3 12

lol chill man, he probably thought his dog was the jumping type

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ProhibitionRose 14

"you have spots! you MUST be the jumping sort!"

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people_annoy_me 23

I respect the dog more than I respect you

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spinningrecords 14

A person that abuses an animal will abuse a person. Priorities are straight.

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