Bad boy!

By sore - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, my friend and I were bouncing around on a trampoline. We brought my dog up to bounce him around. We found it hilarious. He didn't. He attacked us. FML
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Sadieladean 0

I don't blame him

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DocBastard 38

You found abusing your dog hilarious? I hope the dog attacked your ovaries so you can't pass on your glaring stupidity to others. Stupid twat.

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Zomg_Okay 26

You're lucky I'm not your neighbour or the ISPCA would be at your door, douchebag.

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destinyo_ox 0

this should be the dogs fml. "today,my idiot owner put me on the trampoline and decided to bounce me against my will.fml"

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cherryblossomchi 4

you're an idiot, op.

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fadingaway 17

YDI. Idiot. Imagine how frightened he must've been. Dogs don't like bouncing, they like being firm on the ground. He could've puked or fallen and hurt himself badly. You are really dumb. For real.

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13Lina97 0

Does YDI mean you dumb idiot? and what does OP mean?

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fadingaway 17

YDI. Idiot. Imagine how frightened he must've been. He could've puked or fallen and hurt himself badly. Dogs don't like bouncing, they like being firm on the ground.

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