Bad boy!

By sore - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, my friend and I were bouncing around on a trampoline. We brought my dog up to bounce him around. We found it hilarious. He didn't. He attacked us. FML
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Sadieladean 0

I don't blame him

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DocBastard 38

You found abusing your dog hilarious? I hope the dog attacked your ovaries so you can't pass on your glaring stupidity to others. Stupid twat.

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saltycookies 5

Haha stupid Irish

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Annexy 0

smart dog bet u werent expecting that

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peacelovehappine_fml 0

omg trampolines r gross my sister got a compound fracture of her leg because of one!!!!

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arctickiss 0

you're just dumb. do yourself a favor, buy a razor and slit your wrist.

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ancora 1

The dog could have been badly hurt (trampoline injuries are very common, even in people who actually understand the concept). The risk of injury, in addition to most likely being a terrifying experience, makes it abuse. It's up to pet owners to watch out for the best interests of their pets, and anyone bouncing any animal on a trampoline is a jackass. Most dogs don't attack their owners without provocation, and this dog was provoked. The dog did what it thought it had to do, and I think the OP (and the friend) both deserved it.

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kpiere822 0

go kill yourself pet abysses should be killed

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xgetxbentx 13

ydi, you could have seriously injured him if he landed the wrong way.

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SoccerRebel594 0

Yeah...I don't like this Lex girl either. She's rather morally and slightly mentally ignorant.

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metalboy94 0

This just shows how dumb dogs can get. They were just making it bounce around, not fly to the Moon and back. And yes I am ready for the shitstorm, that's always been my opinion and I'm not afraid to voice (type) it.

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