Bad aim
By goldengirl - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia
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Cmon it's a fact that boys can aim better than girls, that's why boys stand and girls sit, and most guys don't bother to aim properly so you shouldn't be too hard on yourself op. Next time, try a smarter way to do it though
Girls don't aim at all so of course men can aim better. Lol. All you do is hold the cup under you to catch it, it's not exactly hard to figure out. I'm rather amazed she was able to get her pee all over the room like that.
bizarre_ftw
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Hey, if you're gonna fail.... ^_^
BellaBelle_fml
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That's not really why guys stand...
How does that even work....?
bizarre_ftw
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Read 11, you'll get it
Aw you poor thing, if it had gone on my handbag, I'd die.
guitargoddess89
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over dramatic much?
talktomandybaby
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Wow. Hopefully it wasn't a designer purse and it was some cheap knock off :)
Senior29
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reload! :D
robc32ca
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My take away from this is her statement "cup my own pee". If she experienced with cupping someone else's then one would assume she should have the skill to do her own.
leadman1989
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This probably wouldn't have happened if you weren't soooo high... Ke$ha. Yeah I know it's you you're the only person dumb enough to do something like that.
bizarre_ftw
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How did you fail at that?!! It's a common request for yearly check ups!!! What third world - limited medical country did you grow up in?! -_^
timetogrowup
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It may be a common request for a visit to the doctor, but some people don't have insurance and can't afford something as basic as a yearly check-up.
I never have to pee in a cup during my yearly check-ups..
Not necessarily. I've only been asked to give urine samples if I'm going to the doctor for a bladder infection, or if I'm getting a pre-employment drug test. I've never had to give one just for a normal physical, and I get those every year.
#11... TL;DR
bizarre_ftw
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Then why bother making a comment involving it? -_^ YS;DC
all right, you got me =( (goes to corner of shame and weeps alone)
The floor? It's not a pool, it fits in the toilet so you can STILL sit on it O.o
It's would be much easier if your a man, we can aim :) and really sorry about your day, don't worry better days are on their way :)
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And you laugh at us guys, wee can aim :)
What does being a woman have to do with this? Peeing in a cup may not be rocket science, but it's not easy when you can't aim. Next time, try peeing over/in the toilet and just place the cup in the stream.